Open Letter To The Baby Two Seats Behind Me · 2:59pm Jan 3rd, 2015
Dear crying baby at the back of the Greyhound Bus:
At first I was just straight up annoyed with the damn baboon cackles coming from your oddly punchable mouth, but after 2 hours of non-stop wailing, I concede to you baby. I'm impressed. I'm impressed because I know that with your outlandish lung capacity you will one day either become the world's greatest Olympic distance swimmer or you will star in the most impressive jacuzzi scene to ever grace the world of adult cinema. I commend for this baby, but all respect aside, I'm really going to need you to shut the fuck up before you find yourself on the side of the road.
Thanks,
The guy whose noise canceling headphones just aren't noise cancelly enough, apparently
Loathe,
Your Antagonist
Babies are hard to reason with, aren't they
Oh man, I remember riding greyhound. Good times! (No, not really)
It's things like this that make me very glad to be following you, that and some of your stories are pretty neat too.