This is how my mind works on skype

I thought this was interesting skype chat transcript and I'm sick of looking at my last blog post already so:

Your Antagonist: Name removed for reasons, I... I am curious about something.
Your Antagonist: Can I ask you a super personal question?
Your Antagonist: In this public forum.
Your Antagonist: Like I have done before
Name removed for reasons: Sure
Ian Vega-Cerezo AKA Your Antagonist: Do you and He who dicks it deep partake in the sexual past time known as "the moneyshot?"
Name removed for reasons: Once, and never again
Your Antagonist: XD
Your Antagonist: Hold on, I'm still laughing.
Your Antagonist: I can't stop picturing this scene...
Your Antagonist: May I describe this scene for you?
Your Antagonist: Too bad, I'm gonna do it anyway.
Name removed for reasons: Sure? XD
Name removed for reasons: Ill have to respond later, though. Starting work in like 5 minutes
Your Antagonist: I see you two getting it on doggy style on a race car bed for some reason, He who dicks it deep face is screwed up in rigid concentration while you bite a pillow and try to not moan too loudly for fear of relatives hearing you through incredibly thin walls. Then after what seems like an eternity of love making, He who dicks it deep just can't hold it back any longer. In fit of passion he throws you to floor with an apelike roar and, faster than the world can catch up with you, he leaps down and seizes you by the hair and pulls you up to his waist height, all the while furiously beating his cock. You look up and are horrified to see his face: cheeks beet red, teeth grit in frustration, eyes rolled up into his head and a vein pulsing out the side of his temple. Then in the next instant, he blasts you with a shot of jizz so powerful, it hit you in the jaw like sweet chin music and you're out like a fucking light. A moment later, he stumbles forward and collapses on top of you where you both lie unconscious for a small eternity. Unbeknownst to you both, the closet door slides open slowly, oh so slowly, and out scurry Tiny Asian Hero and Some Elvis haired cunt, both in little devil costumes, one holding a huge video camera, the other with a boom mic.
Your Antagonist: That's what ran through my mind.
Your Antagonist: I apologize.
fallinwinter: For the record: First of all, it wasn't devil costumes. Second, I work alone.
fallinwinter: If you must know it was a business casual attire. Need to be neat while on the job.
Your Antagonist: Nyuck

Hope y'all are hating your Holidays.
Loathe,
Your Antagonist

Comments

[Flabbergasted]

Merry fucking Christmas!
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[LtMajorDude]

Add me on Skype please.
It's Ltmajordude

[Biker_Dash]

Yeah... this sounds like a few of the conversations I often have lol

[Sirius_Face]

A moneyshot like sweet chin music. Thank you for that amusing mental image.

[yamgoth]

Then in the next instant, he blasts you with a shot of jizz so powerful, it hit you in the jaw like sweet chin music and you're out like a fucking light.

I wanna hear Shawn Michael's music in a porno now. A wrestling porno.

Also, add me on Skype, please: yawgmoth.is.here
You seem very amusing XD