...paperwork. I screwed myself because I didn't have one form. Spent well over $600 on equipment, flew a few hundred miles, killed myself at the gym and lost drastic amounts of sleep trying to finish up a final story to not even make it to day one because of... paperwork.

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I wish I had more time to write this out to y'all, but unfortunately I ain't got the luxury of time or mobile internet, so I'll make this brief:
I uploaded what is going to have to be my last story for a few months or a week if I suck, you can read it here:, I assure you it's awful.
I'll miss you people.
Eat jerky.

By the power vested in me by the internet, I hereby decree that all those practicing in the medical field of gynecology shall no longer be known as 'Gynecologists', but rather 'Pussy Wizards'. I feel as though this change will inspire an influx of eager young men and women to break into the study and practice of gynecology for the sheer privilege of printing out and distributing business cards in the vain of: Dr. *Insert name here* Pussy Wizard M.D.

It will be glorious.

Loathe,

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A writer on this site who doesn't want to upload his stories, isn't that just the oddest thing? Now, don't mistake my words, mon ami. I haven't stopped writing. I assure you that I'm still losing sleep and struggling to resist distractions long enough to put words on a page and I can even double guarantee that they're still about colorful talking horses. Cross my heart, hope to fly and you know the fuckin' rest.

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3DS Friend Code: 1332-8640-9840
Name: Antagonist
Come get some if you got it, 'cause all this Falcon Punch is for you.

Loathe,
Your Antagonist

3 weeks... 3 fucking weeks that somehow managed to be worse than basic training. 3 weeks of stomping through swampy forests, nearly injuring my ankles, starving, not sleeping, not writing, having this song stuck in my damn head and the most exhaustive disciplinary PT sessions I've ever experienced and they're finally over...

But wait, all of that was just lead up to a 60 day version of what you just did, right?

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It's 9/11. Let's just take a moment of silence for those that lost their lives 13 years ago today.

Loathe,
Your Antagonist

Let's make this short: since the good people in my chain of command—much like the lovely people who would find themselves reading this particular blog post— have made the grave error of placing their misguided trust in my ability to not be totally incompetent, I'll be attending a 21-day prerequisite training course for a 61 day training course. The former of which starts on birthday, thus proving my cynical personal view that birthdays shouldn't be celebrated past 9 years old and only serve as

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So my friend JustAnotherTimeLord must have thought it would be absolutely hilarious to elect me for the ice bucket challenge and as a man who backs down from no challenge, I undertook this endeavor... three days ago.

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This is an idea that I'd no shit be willing to drop a grand to commission and receive a giant frameable print of to worship and make love to every morning.
Just imagine it, this colossal motherfucker from Attack on Titan

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