Yeah, fuck the new Fantastic Four movie. · 8:22pm Dec 7th, 2014
If you didn't hear about it, the Human Torch is not the Human Torch anymore, he's the: Burnt Charcoal (They... they cast a black dude as Johnny Storm). Look, I'm all for equal opportunity, but not at the cost of franchise integrity. You can't do that. That's like trying to make a 'The Boondocks' movie using Carl from the Walking Dead as Huey and Tommy Lee Jones as Grand Dad, you just don't do it. That's just not a line you... FUCK!
Also Doctor Doom is no longer a bad ass super-powered Dictator, his villainous roots are now grounded in Programming. That's right, Doom made the move from death rays, doom bots and finger lasers to destroying his enemies with lines of Python and C++ code. Outstanding. Out-fucking-standing. Hollywood, fillies and gentleperverts, destroying franchise integrity since Transformers 2.
And to top it all off, somebody done went and pissed in my fuckin' cereal.
Loathe,
Your Antagonist
Wait.... WHAT???
WHAT THE ACTUAL FUCK???????????
Wait, if he's black, wouldn't his sister have to be black too?
His name isn't even Victor Von Doom anymore. This is all unacceptable, Aside from Iron Sheik, he's excellent.
I don't mind Johnny being black if it's explained right. I have more of a problem with doom no longer being a dictator. That part just screams pointless.
Yeah.....this movie ain't going to do well.
They've already announced a sequel for it, too. Bet it's gonna get cancelled when the first one tanks at the box office.
I'm unfamiliar with the human torch as a character but is there any specific reason him being black wouldn't make sense?
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He has a white sister.
The writer to the article you linked to doesn't have a clue does he?
Yea, there is a reason Marvel is pissed at Fox, and it's not just money. I mean they're going so far as not letting any new characters be added in the X-men comics because Fox could use them in a movie. Personally I think there is no good reason you couldn't make both siblings black, Susan and Johnny Storm do not in any way scream white or black, but you have to change both. The doom thing is just unacceptable though.
He's not black! Johnny Storm just tanned really well in the Bahama's! XD