Well, It's true. I'm not.
This, right here, is why you should eat Wheaties in the morning. I guess anything would be better than the two shots of vodka I had.
Yo Way Yo, Home Va-Ray, Yo Ay-Rah, Jerhume Brunnen-G
"...as for the Why: beyond the obvious financial motivation, it's exceedingly simple... because I can."