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Kwakerjak


A thirtysomething Brony from Pennsylvania with a library degree. I also have a Patreon.

Jun
26th
2016

Hey, everyone. · 1:20am Jun 26th, 2016

I know it's been a while since the last chapter of Transdementia, but I want you to know that's largely because I'm trying to make sure I get it right. I'm fairly confident it will be up before the end of the month, though.

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Jun
15th
2016

Check this out. · 12:46am Jun 15th, 2016

This link will take you to Cinema Wins, which is a quasi-parody of the popular Cinema Sins YouTube channel, except this guy points out everything that's good about a movie instead of bitching and/or nitpicking. Some of the movies he selects are more challenging than others, (I'm thinking here of the lengths he has to go to to find stuff to praise in Pixels and Battlefield Earth), but the best ones are where

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Jun
10th
2016

PSA · 12:27am Jun 10th, 2016

The reason there's so much air in your potato chip bag is to keep the chips from being crushed by the weight of the potato chip bags on top of them during transit. In other words, it's the same principle as bubble wrap. You can stop acting like the snack food companies are trying to rip you off now.

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Jun
7th
2016

Commence squealing. · 2:05am Jun 7th, 2016

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Jun
5th
2016

Checking in. · 10:36pm Jun 5th, 2016

Hey, everyone. I know it's been a while since I last made a blog post (at least, when compared to my usual rate of blog posting), but vacation and real life have combined to keep me sufficiently distracted. To compensate, have some unusual music. This time, it's the lounge music of Art van Damme, one of the best jazz accordionists of the 20th century.

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May
16th
2016

FIGHT! · 11:35pm May 16th, 2016

I've got a new story for you all to read. It's another chimera story (my fourth one, if you haven't been counting), and it features a big ol' fight scene between the triplets and everyone's favorite Dragon Lord.* I think you'll like it.

If you need to catch up, the earlier stories are here:
Apex

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May
5th
2016

I've said it before, and I'll probably say it again. · 1:18am May 5th, 2016

I will never cease to be impressed by the fact that Ashleigh Ball's natural singing voice sounds nothing like the singing voice she gives to either Rainbow Dash or AJ.

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May
4th
2016

Coming Soon* · 1:13am May 4th, 2016

“Clearly, we need to find some way to demonstrate our superiority as a mate.”

Irene hung her head in despair. “How are we supposed to do that? She’s got the Dragon Lands, and all we have is a swamp.”

* By "soon," I mean, "probably sometime before the end of the month, unless real life decides to screw up my plans."

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Apr
30th
2016

Just a brief reminder. · 2:53am Apr 30th, 2016

It's been a while since I made a big deal about it, but I do have a Patreon, and if you'd like to support my carrot-stick fund, you have my great appreciation.

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Apr
24th
2016

A clarification. · 4:10am Apr 24th, 2016

After looking a few comments for the most recent chapter of Transdementia, I feel a clarification is in order, since I don't know if there will be a way to put it in the actual story without disrupting the plot.

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