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kudzuhaiku


She's looking at you. Yes you. And she is judging you with her eyes. There is no escape.

May
17th
2014

Madness at almost 3 AM · 6:40am May 17th, 2014

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May
17th
2014

So, who likes bad poetry. · 5:24am May 17th, 2014

Stolen from my Tumblr as well.

Not yet awake
The words come in a jumble
I lie in the darkness
Snippets
Bits of text flounder in the void
Not awake, not yet
But not asleep
That drowsy lazy in between stage
That almost feels like sexual arousal.
Drousal
Arowsy
I linger in the moment
Like a fart during a dinner party
The words flutter just behind my eyelids
Like some weird REM
Are you aware of prisoner’s cinema
Words like colours swirl

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May
17th
2014

Friendship is magic · 5:12am May 17th, 2014

Stolen from my Tumblr

Click the link so see higher res images of these pics. She's worth it! My Tumblr might break your brain though. So be careful.

My best friend.

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May
16th
2014

So... I did something horrible · 12:34am May 16th, 2014

By clicking this link you take your own sanity into your own hands. Or hooves.

It is going to be a very short story. A terrible short story.

An unpleasant short story.

About pony privates!

**Snerk**

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May
15th
2014

Here is your chance to have a say in a story! Princess Luna's Suicide Solutions needs YOU! Well, your input anyway. · 3:26pm May 15th, 2014

Edit.

By overwhelming demand, a bat pony foal is coming to the orphanage.

Now, to apply a cruel twist of some kind.

Thanks folks, polling is over, the writing begins, etc. etc, etc.

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May
15th
2014

Something you might want to look at. · 12:17pm May 15th, 2014

Clickity


A short but interesting read.

A worthwhile premise to be sure.

Anyhoo, I kind of liked it so go have a look.

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May
15th
2014

What comes next in To Dance In Shadow · 12:01pm May 15th, 2014

The war arc.

War begins in the physical world and the dream realm.

War in the dream realm begins to spill out into the real world, with nightmarish creatures escaping and causing unbelievable panic.

Rookwood is shown to have remarkable foresight in creating an army to deal with things that are the stuff of nightmares.

Chapters will continue to be about 2k to 3k words and I should have one cranked out on a weekly basis, maybe 2 a week.

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May
15th
2014

So, coming soon in The Chase (some spoilers hidden) · 2:21am May 15th, 2014

Don't spoil in the comments, use the [ spoiler ] [ /spoiler ] tags, no spaces.

So, big changes are coming in The Chase. BIG.

Uncomfortable changes.

Probably going to infuriate a lot of people...

I can't please everyone I suppose.

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May
13th
2014

So... I have this awful story idea that will not go away · 1:19pm May 13th, 2014

Twilight Sparkle and the Unauthenticated Alicorn.

The basic premise is as follows.

Luna discovers evil villain lair, moved in, seizes villain, destroys villain and covers up all traces of his passing.

Except...

There's this earth pony. And the earth pony has been horribly experimented on and there is a unicorn's horn surgically grafted onto his head and pegasus wings grafted onto his surgically altered body.

And he is a broken broken pony who is completely mad.

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May
13th
2014

Shameless self promotion · 2:30am May 13th, 2014

For those that like to read philosophical fiction

Always looking for good deep reads and people willing to discuss difficult concepts in depth.

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