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I am dead off my ass with drowsiness right now, which means I probably shouldn't be typing this. But history has proven that you marsupials seem to like these keyboardgenic holocausts when I am lacking wakefulness.

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Well, this took a while to pop up. I only have myself to blame, really. Got lazy and jazz. That's all I can say. Well, I suppose I could say more. Something about how the island at the opposite end of the lake in the Dam Level of Goldeneye was never meant to be reached. Or something about how you can prove your sex by placing the top of your head against a wall, holding a chair to your chest, and attempting to stand up straight. Also something about the French Revolution and--dammit--I

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Nietzsche, it's hot out.

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Bet you thought I had forgotten about this. In truth, I did delay the writing of this textual Chernobyl. Seems like I've gotten into the habit of taking 4-5 days off and then cramming all sorts of purple prose into 48 hours of writing. That's not gonna work when I get back to EoP.

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Dear marsupials of the Internet,

Are you tired of waiting for End of Ponies to update?

Do you get that itch in the back of your posterior to hear a lone pegasus say "friggin'" repeatedly while stomping mudholes into trolls?

Do you want to scour the Wasteland and see what diamond dogs, trolls, ogres, scientologists, and other assorted arachnids are up to?

Well, now's your friggin' chance to get some friggin' end of friggin' ponies all up in this friggin' female dog.

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So I took my little Background Pony vacation thingy for relaxation and sanity...

...and I wrote nearly 90 pages of fanfiction. Wtf.

So yeah. Maybe I shouldn't do this more often.

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Finished one rough draft of a one-shot. Working on another one tomorrow. Maybe they'll turn into something. Maybe they'll suck and never get posted. Whatever. I'm high on poni poni poni.

Where was I? Oh right, wasting space:

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Something that I very heavily considered last week, but am instead thinking of doing this week, is having myself a week off from Background Pony. Partially it's from the suggestion of a certain pre-reader marsupial. Partially it's because I consider Background Pony halfway done and I think it could use a half-time show.

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