[Only has Gore that is NOT described in any detail but it implied to exist, nothing more]
One day, a certain man finds his Doritos are gone and must go on an epic, hardly narrated-about quest to reclaim his Doritos.

Will he find the true thief of his Doritos? Yes, but who will it be?

So... this happened.

[Note, will be removed next week: changed from mature to teen due to the fact so far in unpublished chapters i am editing, there are only references, nothing graphic]

A sort of man who wrote fanfiction of ponies and poorly attempted adventures or clopfics under one name, takes upon an entirely new persona. However, his peace and freedom to write of his favorite ponies going on epic adventures of coolness or steamy romance is upset when he's taken and transformed into a pony.
However he soon finds his characters are not all that fictional and he must hide from them or pay the consequences while figuring out how to foil a plot against the Equestrian Throne.

How will he use his knowledge of pop-culture, movie references, villain plot stories, and experience playing games to do such a thing while escaping his own creations?
However he does it, only one pink pony will be able to figure how he will have done so!

Warning: I claim no responsibility if this story causes the following: shattered sanity, headaches, WAT Syndrome, arousal, anger, depression, suicidal tendencies due to terrible story writing, or waffles.

Note: Takes place BEFORE Equestria Girls, but after Season 3's finale. Also feel free to tell me any corrections you may have. Though if you want to express any hate, please tell your parents so i can wonder how that'll change anything. While writing more. And More :3

Mages of all kinds, Monsters, Gods, Heroes, Adventurers and Aliens. None of them compare to the oddity of this one specific visitor.

Had fun making this one, I hope you enjoy!

EDIT: Oh wow, thanks guys for the 88 views, actually didn't think it'd get up to that mark! Thanks! <3 :D

Did a bit of revising, a couple of parts are changed but it's more or less clear at some parts or something like that.