A well-dressed human walks into a bar.

Well, actually, no. He has just barely been fitted for a wedding, when suddenly, he get's sucked into the magical land of Equestria!

Triggers include: Human in Equestria, some language, eloquently crude humor, a well-mannered and -dressed T-Rex, stretched borders of reality, and a partridge in a pear tree. Anything else on the list, and it would have been too much.

Dedicated to Tyrannosaurus_Tux, author of the CuddleQuest.

Cover image was made by the wonderful Ceehoff, and used without his permission. That doesn't mean I didn't ask, just that he didn't say anything! Yet.

Enjoy!

[[Triggers include: Human in Equestria; Human Superiority; Gryphons; some cases of Russian; Military Life; Psychological Experiences.]]
[[If you are subject to dislike from any of these Triggers, then do not bother reading the story, or disliking it, as you didn't read the story, now did you?]]

Enter, from left stage, an elementary school teacher for the young gryphons of Yadrolev. Here, he teaches the fifth grade math, language, science, and art. He has been doing this for twenty-one years, and is a very well-respected member of society. Before he settled down to teach, he had reached the ripe old rank of Colonel in the military, and was an elite Special Operator. He was awarded with a great many commendations, and was a war hero for his country.

Here's the catch: he's not a griffon.

One thing's for sure, he's not your ordinary teacher. In fact, he's anything but. This is his story of how he got to where he is now, and what he's doing as a schoolteacher, of all things.

((Now rated "Teen" for some cursing and random acts of violence.))