You know that feeling when you're so heavily invested in something, and you just gotta take a piss? Then you hold it in for awhile, and it builds up to the point where you're doing the Happy Dance? And a little bit leaks out, and you hold it more and more leaks out, then when you finally get up, the former urgency just becomes: "GET DA FUCK OUTTA MAH WAY, BITCH!!" Then you're finally there, and you drop drawers and let loose, but only a little bit comes out and you're all, "Dafuq?" And after

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It's...a bit hard for people like me to see something in society and not remember what things used to be like. People don't know this, but I'm actually at home with my folks right now, and being back in New York is a changing experience. There are more roads, more shops, and an apartment complex built smack dab where I used to play as a kid. And that's not even the worst change, not by a long shot.

One of my best friends from third grade up until our senior year is homeless.

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Yeah, as you can see, my buddy Josh made this here posty-thingy, and stuff, and now I'm continuing whatever this chain is. So, to whoever is seeing this, go ahead and do it yourself and see what happens!

That is, uhm...if you want too...

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I have decided to completely scrap my "Warped Reality" story, in favor of two new ones. They are called "Flawed Legacy" and "Let's Play: Game Over."

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Hello, to all it may concern, I've decided to start a blog on here, mainly cuz everyone else is doing it, so I thought, "Why not?"

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