A human goes on a quest to boop all the best ponies

This is a fanfictionization of this video: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5OE8OJCRgCQ

Next chapter coming out May 10 Apparently not. Sorry about going AWOL, got caught up in real life. Next chapter should be coming out sometime soon, whenever I get it done.

UPDATE (2015-03-27): I am currently working on the next chapter, but I don't have a set deadline yet. The next chapter is about halfway finished

This is a fanfiction of a fanfiction.

I'm kind of currently writing the story that would make Shield's presence make more sense, but I throw in enough hints so it's not necessary. This is more of a response story to My Little Heartbreak: Heart Broken by Jet_Black1980: http://www.fimfiction.net/story/18761/my-little-heartbreak-heartbroken. So if you read that, and maybe about 11 chapters into the sequel, this story should make more sense.

Then again, this story is so messed up. Neither Heartbreak nor Shield's actions are portrayed correctly. Basicly, this is NOT how it would have happened AT ALL. In fact, the way it would have happened would be so boring and uninteresting that it's mostly not even worth a rewrite. But, I already put all the work into writing it before I realized that it's all wrong. But besides the mischaracterization, there's not much else wrong with it, except for a tense shift every now and then. So, I hope it's still enjoyable to read despite that.

This story is about how Shield's biannual check up on Equestria's space-time rifts turns into an epic adventure involving Heartbreak, Twilight, and Shield.

This is NOT a Portal-MLP:FiM crossover fic. If you read the story you'll understand the title.

This is a 2000 word story to help me warm up for National Novel Writing Month, that I finished in an hour and a half. I didn't really plan it and just let the story flow from my unrefined thoughts. As such, it makes a very interesting tale about Twilight traveling to Earth to help solve a mystery about a lot of natural disasters occurring on planet Earth.