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Pickleless


A man is driving home, thinking about beating his wife. Along the way, he passes a turtle. I am that turtle.

May
11th
2014

*Rips off own eyebrows.* · 9:54pm May 11th, 2014

OH MAN, ALMOST FINISHED WITH THIS LOSER BOOTH CHAPTER!
*Computer shuts down*
*come back, lost all my work.*
AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH-

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May
4th
2014

I hate what I prefer. · 7:55am May 4th, 2014

Loser Booth has move favorites than likes.
Haha, what.

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Apr
29th
2014

Explanation. · 4:29am Apr 29th, 2014

Doon Lickwong: One of my favorite stories is Foal of the Forest and it's two sequels. The protagonist of the overall series is Dawn Lightwing. Doon Lickwong is the main hero's name made stupid.

Fiddle Fatnasty: Final Fantasy made dumb.

Muper Sario: Super Mario with the first two letters reversed.

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Apr
28th
2014

Five Score is a pretty cool dude. · 11:25am Apr 28th, 2014

Hey, so there's this really rad story called Five Score Divided by Four.
It's like a super cool story, and it's now completed.
http://www.fimfiction.net/story/93383/five-score-divided-by-four
Like, if any of you guys haven't read it, you should seriously give it a go because it's kinda amazing.
As Elmer would say from Electric's point of view:
MY BEST FRIEND.
MY WORST FRIEND!
MY PROUD FRIEND.
MY ONLY FRIEND.
I MEAN, POWER UP, POWER DOWN. POWER POWER, ALL AROUND! RIGHT GUYS?

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Apr
23rd
2014

Hap Hap Birth, and faeries! · 7:41pm Apr 23rd, 2014

It's my birthday, ohhhhh boy!
Going from 21 to double 2s.
Gotta get that birthday cake on.

So like, here's a lil secret about me. I love everything fairy related. I love faeries. I use a all fairy Pokemon team. I love the old school creepy Fae. I love the adorable not so okay faeries. I just like faeries. And Breezies are just faeries. So of course I love Seabreeze, he's just fabulous Scottish Vegeta fairy.

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Apr
17th
2014

Spies. Everywhere. · 10:41pm Apr 17th, 2014

*Working on a chapter of Loser Booth.*
*Glance at the amount of views.*
*2 views.*

Wait.
What?

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Apr
11th
2014

Consistency. · 11:57pm Apr 11th, 2014

OH HEY, TWILIGHT GREW A PENIS, BUT REFUSES TO LIFT THE SHEETS!!!

UH OH, FLUTTERSHY HAS A HEART ATTACK AND IS TOO SHY TO TELL ANYONE!

WHEN RARITY AND SPIKE SWITCH BODIES, THE CAROUSEL BOUTIQUE GETS DESTROYED!

THINGS GET WAAAAAAAY TOO META WHEN A MAN FINDS A DEAD APPLEBLOOM ON HIS PORCH!

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Apr
10th
2014

Call the police. · 2:06am Apr 10th, 2014

You know what? I've been doing a one-shot or chapter a day.
And today I don't feel like it.
Make me.

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Apr
5th
2014

One story limit. · 6:24am Apr 5th, 2014

So like, back when I joined. I came across stories that I saw and I would go "I wish it wasn't one chapter long. I wish this writer wrote it also so I could see how they made this situation play out. I wish I could just steal it so I could have fun writing that idea." Now, for the first time, it's happening in reverse. I wish someone else came up "Spike and Rarity swapped bodies." idea because I haven't seen it done on this site. Meaning it's hard to find or not there. Or I'm the only one who

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Apr
4th
2014

The Flow · 5:49pm Apr 4th, 2014

Write stories at 10: PM till 1-2:00 AM.
Post them.
Wake and read them.
Fix mistakes I noticed.
Rinse, and repeat.

You know, I bet it'd probably help out if I read that writing guide that FIMfiction has kindly pointed out I should probably do if I don't want to be an idiot.

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