• Member Since 11th Apr, 2013
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gluestick-thepony


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Found 4 stories in 17ms



Total Words: 15,984
Estimated Reading: 1 hour

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You are a Khajiit, after the laying of Aldiun the 'Khajiit' dragonborn is indecisive about rather to serve the empire or the nords. upon leaving Whiterun a voice calls to you.

en route to the ship docks you encounter Shining armor, an equestrian, as you could have guessed is an equine version of the khajiit.

Chapters (2)
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The scary door
A cavalcade of bad grammar and stupid puns

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In a scene filled with deep space and stars, as well as many odd objects dangling on string. Music begins to play as random objects begin to float in and out of nowhere.

A familiar voice from a pink party pony begins to narrate.
“Do not attempt to adjust your web browser, for we control the horizontal, and we control the virtical, as well as the mouse.

We are her to take you to a realm beyond sight, or sound. Where stupid parody and rewritten story challenge the definition in intelligence...

You are about to enter... THE SCARY DOOR.”

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Chapters (2)
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ancient evils.
super weapons.
typical world domination scheme.
the villain is hunting for a book with the power to over take nations and spread fear like a plague.
hopefully this story won't suck as bad.

Chapters (1)