I'm twenty-one year old asshole with grammar skill of a brain dead monkey....Lets be friends.

I like ponies.

There is a snake in my boot! And it's wearing glasses!

Eh, there's not much to say about me.

I'm your logical side...Actually, I'm not...I serve Queen Whiskey...Celestia save the Queen....

Looks like Cruu's been fucking around. Fixed everything.

I'm just a simple humorist, cartoonist, philanthropist, kinda-pissed, animator. And my love of cartoons stretches all the way to ponies. Expect PUNS.

howdy, might take me a bit to get rolling but once i do be ready for some chaos

changed name. previous name and image too edgy. sorry.

Not much to tell about me just a typical high school senior. I like to play lots of vidya, mainly LoL or my PS3. I don't like being stalked so stop reading my Bio you creeper...

Because after everything burns to the ground I always tend to wander the field of ashes.

I'm wanted in 14 different countries for Political assassination, man slaughter, assault, and jaywalking. So I decided to write stories.