For far too long, Twilight has kept her love for Rainbow Dash hidden, exploring it only in her dreams. Today will be different though; today she will tell Rainbow how she feels no matter what! But how will Rainbow react?
Applejack emptied a basket of apples into a large hopper, and turned to find herself suddenly face-to-face with a rather distraught-looking lavender alicorn. Internally, she was a bit shocked and frightened, but it didn't show in her demeanor. She simply sat down and tilted the brim of her hat up. "Oh... Twi... I didn't see ya walk in..."
"I... I kinda teleported," Twilight replied glumly.
"What's the matter, sugarcube?"
"I did it again, AJ..."
Solemnity spread across Applejack's normally stoic face. "Oh... Oh gosh... It'll be okay, Twi... Ah'll get mah shovel, and you just meet me in the Everfree in fifteen minutes and we'll just make this all go away!"
Twilight looked confused for a moment. "Oh... No... No, not that. That was just that one time... And she had it coming to her."
"Oh... Oh gosh... It'll be okay, Twi... Ah'll get mah shovel, and you just meet me in the Everfree in fifteen minutes and we'll just make this all go away!"
good thing twilight didnt hear. shovels only work if the thing your burying is in one big pile.
So Twi's got bodies.
It was Trixie, wasn't it?
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That was my first thought as well.
Not a single user gets the Led Zeppelin reference in the title?
I want to read THAT!
From hilarious to downvote in one line.