That... what?

There ain't no party like a Pinkie Pie party!

Pinkie must be a follower of Slannesh. Totally.

Its official. Pinkie Pie is a genius. She's a genius, and she's figured out the perfect way to hide it, while still giving out god tier advice.

1st quarter was all: can't stop laughing

2nd half was crazy genius insightful Pinkie

and then we have the random Pinkie all in one sitting. Perfect

"Come on! It's easy! Just a few words! You'll never know how Rainbow feels unless you open up to her!"

Or you could just tell her...

"Yeah, it's this awesome color-coding scheme I thought up to make sure that everypony knows what everypony else is into. Saves loads of time that we used to waste on talking. Cosmic got it mixed up last night, but that usually doesn't happen. Pink means you're okay with receiving vaginally, purple is for receiving anal, silver means you like to suck stallions, while periwinkle means you prefer the pussy. Green means you go for gentle love, red means you like it really rough, yellow is somewhere in-between and means you wanna use a safeword, and fluorescent orange means you're up for anything . I really don't recommend that one, though, some ponies that come to my parties like some really crazy stuff."

Some carpet-muncher’s gonna get it up the butt by surprise with this scheme.