I creamed myself.

I don't know what my cum is doing.

After bout ten minutes she reached her destination n' softly knocked on tha door wit her hoof.Almost instantly tha door flew open ta reveal a pink mare wit a puffy pink mane n' a enormous smile on her face.

Ya got a typo here dude, otherwise everything is perfect.

I love it!

Aww yeah.

i1.kym-cdn.com/photos/images/newsfeed/000/306/114/a78.gif I came...hard.

Mah nigga, Twilight, gets a certain pony all up in her grill.

Thumbs up from me just for that.

Supa-Hoe Celestia

"What do we need Pinkie?"she axed

I lost it.

Dude, I could read, like 5 lines in a minute, that's how much I was laughing.

This is the greatest motherfucking story of all time. 10/10

I aint talkin' bout chicken n' gravy biatch

What the fuck did I just read. Y'all KNOW that shit! have a like, fav and watch.

Dis baller right here.

And now, the white person translation.

Da sun was shinin brightly todizzle, much ta tha delight of everypony. Most of tha pony folk was up enjoyin tha clear skies n' sparklin streams up in they own special way, be it havin a picnic ,or enjoyin a sick dip.

The sun was shining today, much to the delight and fancy of everypony. The clear skies were beautiful and fun to play in, and everypony was playing outside doing different tasks.

But one hood up in particular was not enjoyin tha dizzle so much,the hood of Ponyville. Da usual whirlwind of activitizzle dat seemed ta flow all up in tha lil' small-ass hood was lost. Da reason fo' diz of course was everypony was still tryin ta recover from Pinkie Pie’s sickest fuckin party.

I'm too white for this shit.

I aint talkin' bout chicken n' gravy biatch. That pony waz of course Twilight Sparkle.

Twilight has gravy? What? Again too fucking white.

Supa-Hoe Celestia

And big booty bitches

"I’ll make it up ta Pinkie tomorrow,"she holla'd aloud ta her muthafuckin ass,and then she fell asleep.

My god I need to drink more to deal with your shit Chuckward.

"Yo Twilight," her big-ass booty holla'd wit a off tha hook amount of juice.

You know, I thought my idea about prostitution is magic was going to be something like this.

"What’s tha special ingredient?"

Cum, not just any cum, but O.C alicorn cum. Shouldn't be hard to do.

I be fly as a gangbangin' falcon, soarin all up in tha sky dawwwwg!

... Gangbagin' Falcon. 'Nuff said.

Pinkie picked up a scalpel,"but dat aint blingin,it’s time ta git started."

By this time, the story is killing my brain cells faster than this alcohol.

Da room was stained blood red,and was decorated wit a sick n' twisted version of Pinkie’s usual style.

Holy shit it took me this long to figure out that this was the ghetto version of Cupcakes. See I told you, black people confuse the fuck outta me.

"Why can’t I bust mah magic?"

Blap blap goes the gat. M.C Solstice all up in this hoe with my muthafuckin' white ass. Yo check it out, swag... -drops mic-

Pinkie reached tha last organ.

Yeah, uh, swag, swag, swag, swag, i'm out. PEACE!

HAPPY BIRTHDAY TWILIGHT

"Oh my fucking gawd." Prince Solstice just headbutted his screen. He then proceeded to go fuck another random thing to protect his already decimated intelligence. He found a nest with baby birds and proceeded to fuck it.

I'm sorry, but really? Just ouch, my head hurts and my fucking sides hurt.I had to drink three drinks in order to do this. You should be happy. As for the stroy, it's great. I love a parody if it's done right, and well...

Final Verdict: The nigga version of cupcakes, oh and I squished the birds.

Cried like a muthafucka.

Goddamn Gizoogle.

Also, out-loud reading. NOW.

I be done had a shit ton of mini heart attacks readin' this yo. I laughed so bangin' hard I nearly pissed myself namean son.

Ambro out maphukka!

Correct black translation of Mothafucka.

You fuckin durty ass whore. Dis storizzle wus moar entertainin dan the originizzle cuppyfuckingcakizzles. Ten outta tenizzle you hoehorse.

I got 2Pac on Pandora just so I could read this with an appropriate soundtrack.

I don't know what my dick is doing right now, but I think it should stop before I get caught fapping to this.
57/10

yo twilit shouda teleported her own ass the fuck outta there i mean what kinda dumbass doesnt realiz day

That was glorious