I can hear the thumbs down a mile away, but you get one from me anywhore.

2108785
It's actually an awesome story.

That was completely amazing. I love you in the most heterosexual, strictly-for-your-humor way possible.

DDAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA fuck?

2109399
This did not go as planned.

2109443
Nope, this is entirely logical.

-Look at story.
-Downvote.
-Sees who wrote it.
-... Change to upvote.
-Commence reading.

Fuck yeahhhh...Chess

2109690 for the vote change

*Reads the first few paragraphs*

*Downvotes for personal reasons* (my own, I'm sure the rest of the story must be good, but I JUST CAN'T STAND THOSE FIRST FEW PARAGRAPHS AAAAUUUUUUUUUGGGGGGGGGHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!)

This is the greatest literary masterpiece since the "Bible"

2109789
Umm... alright...?
But dude, this is a trollfic, I honestly don't care about the ratings. If people upvote it means it's funny, if they downvote it means I offended.
If you honestly don't like a trollfic, don't rate it. It feeds our hunger if you do.

2109841

Understood!

Okay...

Trixie really liked the changes in narrative perspective you used, the writing mechanics you used were truly inspirational.
Fav'd.

RAGE, YOU FORGOT RAGE FAGGOT HAXORRRRR!!!!! No but seriously, my fucking ribs hurt you dick...

Anyways, I would totally fuck your lego cock any day.

"She had a huge black vibrating dildo in her ass, the vibrations of her body caused me to prematurely ejaculate. And then I like totally cured cancer, the end."
One of the BEST. ENDINGS. EVAR!
Like

Sounds like a legit man.

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if you catch my drift?
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This was an artistic masterpiece, Shakespeare could never write like this! I have to admit, I cried at the sheer beauty and grammar of this compelling tale. Great work!

Massive freaking troll.

Still got a boner.

What the what.

This is, in fact, hilarious.