An Introduction To Madness

by Mynameistank

Perfect Insanity

It was in the middle of the night as Thomas sat on top of the tallest building in the city, soaking wet in the rain and thunder “Hiding out here are ya?” a familiarly soft voice called out, he turned to see a woman in a leather jacket, white shirt and jeans
“Oh, hey Yuki” she jumped down onto the ledge beside him and offered him a sausage roll
“Hungry?” he nodded and took it, she spoke again “So...that new girl”
He took a bite and swallowed knowing what was coming “What about her?” he tilted his head towards her
“You two, I reckon, you’d be a great couple”
He took another bite of the roll “You know we’re not supposed to get involved in relationships”
She laughed and simply told him “We’re best of the best’s finest fighters, how are they supposed to stop us” she got up “If you won’t listen to me, I’ll try her”
Thomas got up “Sis don’t!” she turned back to him and grinned “There’s no way I can stop you is there?”
She giggled “Nope” he walked over to her and simply hugged her.

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Thomas woke up to hear his stomach growling at him {You know you won’t last much longer without meat. But how are you going to get it? They don’t eat meat here} he got out of bed and stared directly at the house across the street, he turned away from it and picked up his rifle as he walked out side as silently as possible, “Ever-Free forest seems like fair game” he cocked the bolt on the rifle then walked into the Ever-Free forest.

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Thomas had been waiting for about an hour and finally a deer crossed his sights, he pulled his rifle off his back and aimed at the deer as another, smaller deer came next to what appeared to be it mother, he gripped the rifle tighter and pulled the trigger splattering the blood and brains everywhere, the thing he both missed the most and least “Aww, poor wittle Bambi just wost his movver” {That was amazing, Vlad is impressed} he walked over to the dead body where the young deer was trembling in fear {Look at what you’ve done! I don’t care!} He sighed and kneed down near the baby no bigger than two feet “I’ll help you find your father” picking up the body and with the fawn at his legs he began walking until he came across a large stag, the fawn ran over to it’s side and cowered,
the stag spoke in a deep voice “You kill my wife, scar my child mentally and expect me to let you leave alive?” it got into an aggressive stance,
Thomas replied in a voice much deeper than his own “You’re lucky that’s all I did, the most horrifying monsters you’ve seen are cute little bunnies compared to me. I live in the nightmares of demons” his normal tone returned “Sorry, about your wife, but I need meat to make that voice shut up” flames started to circle around him, but he simply walked out of them,
The stag replied “Leave and never return” Thomas turned away and began to walk back to what he had so quickly called home
“I’ll be back whether we like it or not” a tear rolled down the fawns cheek.

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Rainbow Dash had awoken to a slightly arousing smell, she went down the stairs to see Thomas cooking something in a frying pan “Smells good” she complimented
“Thanks, want some?”
She nodded as he got a small piece and laid it on Dash’s tongue, she chewed and swallowed “That’s really nice, but it feels like I shouldn’t have it. What is it?”
Thomas ate a piece than answered “don’t hate me but-”
She interrupted “I already do”
He nodded “It’s deer, not nearly as good as lamb, cow or pig, but I reckon it’s still decent”
She spat everything out of her mouth “WHAT!?” the rest of the ponies had awoken at Dash’s scream,
He repeated “It’s deer meat” Rainbow was shocked “I am part of an omnivorous species, which means to survive we need both fruits and vegetables and meat”
Twilight had walked out the door to the bedroom “Twilight you’ll never guess what he’s eating, deer, one that was alive a while ago”
Twilight looked disgusted yet curious “Is this true?” he merely nodded chewing then swallowing what remaining meat there was,
The deep voice returned “Oh the innocent always taste the best, right next to virgins” his voice returned to normal “Sorry, I don’t mean that”
A demonic voice spoke to all of them but aimed at Thomas “What do you think you’re doing? You know that you’ll never be stronger than me no matter how much meat you devour Thomas”
The deep voice returned “Please what you do to him is mere child play compared to what I can do. I can destroy you before I raise a claw”
“Please you two are pathetic”
“No! I’m feared by the Grim Reaper himself and act like Vlad the motherfucking impaler. Your skull will rest on my pike”
Deaths’ voice had stopped responding “What in ta’ hell was that?” Applejack walked down to Thomas
“Oh don’t act so stupid woman, it’s not like you’ve never seen anger before in your life”
Applejack snapped at him “WHAT DID YA JUS SAY TA’ ME?”
He shook his head “Sorry I didn’t mean it, I just find it hard adjusting thinking if I get angry enough I’ll be more comfortable” he walked over to the doors as the sounds of multiple zombie ponies moaned, he turned to Applejack “I'm insane, I am smart, all it takes, is a spark, to ignite my bad intentions, and do what I do best to your heart, don't be fooled I was raised by the wolves, now the moon hangs in full, so you know I won't play by the rules” the kitchen knives spawned as he sung to Applejack
“What does that mean?”
He opened the door and replied “The words to a song” he started charging as the knives disappeared {Need help master?} “I’m fine” he ripped two grenades out of his jeans and shoved them down the throats of some zombie ponies “Ka-boom” the heads exploded sending blood everywhere, he dragged his finger across his face collecting blood on it, he wiped the finger on his shirt “yuck” he spotted a sledge hammer “I am about to have so much fun” he said squealing like a little girl, he walked over and picking it up he slammed a zombie pony’s skull into a wall with the sledge hammer. A large horde charged towards him, he raised his arms and shouted “STOP!” one ran towards him, he brought the hammer down on the crushing it into the ground “Hammer time” this sort of stuff happened for a few more minutes, he then let the hammer go and walked back inside victorious.