An Introduction To Madness

by Mynameistank

The Following Was Directed By M. Night Shyamalan

They all walked back through Canterlot Castle, all the ponies had been in the chariot, Thomas punched one of the walls just before he left “How am I supposed to get that money?” he looked through the crack and noticed Celestia “Sorry Tia” she exited the door to her room.
She looked at him and spoke “What was all of that about?”
He sighed knowing she may be his only help “I need about a million bits. I know I haven’t been here long enough to ask you of this so nevermind” he turned to walk away
“Done, but may I ask what for?”
He looked back at her “you’re serious?” she nodded “well, Twilight had an idea to have my guns stored in a device so they don’t take up as much room” he opened his arms and closed them in on the princess
“You’re quite welcome, I believe my sister has something for you”
He opened the door to the girls “I’ll be five minutes” he then proceeded to Luna’s room at full speed.
He opened the door to Luna “Your sister told me you had something for me”
Her mane was back to how it was when he first met her “Ah yes, I wanted to know what music you like”
He tilted his head “pardon?”
Luna repeated herself “What music are you in to?”
He waited a bit before responding “Uh...Dubstep and rock, I guess. Why?”
She opened her draw and got out a ticket from inside of it “I was going to go to this, DJ Pon-3 but I can’t attend. She may be someone you’d like.” Thomas hugged her for longer than he did Tia “I thought that you could use some insight into our culture”
{YES! Some time to relax...even if it is only a day} he broke away from the hug “So when is it?”
She checked the date “in about a year”
{I knew it was too good to be true} “I think you should hold onto it Princess, I’ll just loose it” she nodded as Thomas ran out to Applejack and the rest {This would be a lot easier if I were a dog} he finally reached the doors exhausted and opened them, he climbed into the cart and they left for Ponyville.

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Thomas spoke up “I’m gonna jump out here, I’ll see you at the station” at that moment he jumped out twenty meters above ground rolling as hit the ground, the guards continued to the station they were ordered to be their only stop, most of the ponies just forgot about it and stared at the beauty of Luna's full moon. As they arrived all of the mares stepped out as the guards flew back to Canterlot, Twilight asked “Where’s Thomas? He said he’d meet us here” moans and groans were heard in the distance,
Pinkie Pie screamed “AHHHHH! Zombie ponies!” as soon as she spoke the zombie ponies started charging towards them. Just before the zombie ponies were visible a howl was heard and out of the mist came a black coated wolf, it barked loud enough to bring the ponies faster, the wolf then charged at the attackers mauling them, biting them and tearing them apart with its claws,
Rarity spoke up “Ugh! Look at its coat simply atrocious. I’ve never seen one dirtier” its head looked back at her then charged and jumped over them attacking another zombie pony. The black wolf then ran into the thick fog and out ran a black and white Husky with two eye colours she barked at them,
Fluttershy told everypony “I think she wants us to follow her” she then ran forwards occasionally turning, she eventually left them behind.

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Thomas was out the front of Twilight’s library and met the girls wandering around in the fog “Over here” he called out,
They looked at him and ran towards him, Applejack spoke “Thomas ya wouldn’t believe what just happened ta us”
He turned his head “What? No wait tell me when we get inside” Twilight unlocked the door and they all walked in, Thomas picked up some boards and nailed them into the walls fully barricading all the entries, he sat down in a chair “now tell me, what happened”
Rarity had nearly vomited “Did you that things coat, absolutely atrocious. It’s like it hadn’t washed once in its life”
Thomas shook his head “No, I didn’t”
Applejack continued “Well this black coated dog thing, kinda like a wolf came outta nowhere an saved us, then this dog told us where to find you”
Pinkie walked over to him “You said you were going to meet us at the station, where were you?”
Her head was right in front of his “I was here, I couldn’t see a damn thing through the fog. I barely saw you guys” Pinkie tore her face away from his “Listen I’m sure we’re all tired, now why don’t we get some sleep?” he got up from his chair and sighed as he walked up the stairs, he opened the door and just fell on the bed and slept.