We boarded a train that would take us to the Capital. I was sitting in a compartment with Pita, Heyhey and Eiffel. There were trays of delicious food everywhere, but i wasn't eating. I wanted to look good for the cameras. Pita and Heyhey were stuffing their mouths. Pigs.
Heyhey was still drinking. I wanted to ask him if I could do a few shots with him but he still kinda scared me. Suddenly, he was staring at me from across the compartment.
"Don't be shy, Katlick. We're all friends here," he slurred.
"I'm just enjoying the view," I said, looking out the window.
Heyhey laughed. "Whatever you say, J Law."
He got up to trot across the room. He tripped over a small table and fell right to the floor. He was out cold. Pita galloped to his side.
"I think he need mouth to mouth!" Pita shouted. I wanted to throw up when he said it.
"He doesn't need resuscitation," Eiffel scolded him. "He's just drunk. Katlick, help Pita get him to his room and cleaned up. We need him to look presentable when we arrive."
Stupid Heyhey. Pita lifted him up and threw him on our backs, sideways. We carried him into the next room.
"Over here, in the shower," Pita told me.
I rolled my eyes. We dropped him into the tub. Pita started taking Heyhey's clothes off. I stared at him like he was a freak.
"What," he asked. "Eiffel said to clean him up. Don't worry, I can handle this."
"Good," I said. I trotted back to the main compartment.
Eiffel was sipping on a cup of tea. Her face annoyed me, so I closed my eyes. When I woke up Heyhey and Pita were back in the room. Heyhey walked over to look out the window.
"We're almost to the station now," he announced. "It's time to get your game faces on."
I could see that crowds had gathered outside the station to welcome us. They were eager to get the first look at this years tributes.
Pita jumped up and galloped to that window. He gasped when he saw all the people out there.
"Look at all of them," he said with a smile.
"Those are potential sponsors," Heyhey informed us. "Don't blow this chance for a good first impression."
Pita took a very awkward stance. I scrunched my face at him. What the hell was he doing? His pants fell to the floor. My mouth gaped open in shock. With countless people watching from the station, and Pita in his very awkward position, shoved his package right against the window!
"That's right," he said "Get a good look at this years winning cock!"
Cheers erupted from the crowd.
"That boy is smarter than he looks," Heyhey said. You could learn a thing or two from him, Katlick."
Kinky.
Oh hey, I remember this!
FUCKING.
BEAUTIFUL.
just kidding. What the fuck were you thinking?
>Finds on front page, morbidly curious clicks.
>Sees tagged Teen, Sex.
>Teen, Sex
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When Deadpool's brain has failed after reading a fic, you know that you've fucked up.
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OH, it's you again from "the way i was sent away."
I thought I already saw this and disliked it?
...and this shows up just before I have to read this book for class. Goddammit.
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Get used to seeing him, you're going to see him. A lot. Regidar is everywhere, always, no exceptions. If it appears that he's not there he is, he's just invisible.
What the hell was that?
What is wrong with you?
How will I get this out of my head?
1778556 Oh me.
I don't understand why, but I actually want to see more of this. Just like, extend your chapters and shit though. I don't want to be reading five hundred word chapters. Make that bitch like, a thousand or some shit. And be more descriptive man, people like description. We don't need to know everything, but we don't want to be left in the dark.
1783277 I'm sorry but I'm doing what I want to do. These are basic overviews of the hunger games but instead, they are the humping games. I also dont really like to write in too much descripion for something like this, but I might add a little more. thanks for the comment!
1778458 thx! alot of ppl dont think so tho
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Eh, do whatever you want. It's not like I can do anything about it.
dude can't wait untill the next chapter!('')
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Oh hey a new fic that sounds like a hilarious parody of Hunger Games!
Let's check it ou-
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1800200 JUST GO WITH IT
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I don't know how brain fizzle bdsadsafsadfasdf
1800385 OH NOEZ!