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// Chapter 3 
// Story: The Humping Games 
// by becca 
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We boarded a train that would take us to the Capital. I was sitting in a compartment with Pita, Heyhey and Eiffel. There were trays of delicious food everywhere, but i wasn't eating. I wanted to look good for the cameras. Pita and Heyhey were stuffing their mouths. Pigs.

Heyhey was still drinking. I wanted to ask him if I could do a few shots with him but he still kinda scared me. Suddenly, he was staring at me from across the compartment.

"Don't be shy, Katlick. We're all friends here," he slurred.

"I'm just enjoying the view," I said, looking out the window.

Heyhey laughed. "Whatever you say, J Law."

He got up to trot across the room. He tripped over a small table and fell right to the floor. He was out cold. Pita galloped to his side.

"I think he need mouth to mouth!" Pita shouted. I wanted to throw up when he said it.

"He doesn't need resuscitation," Eiffel scolded him. "He's just drunk. Katlick, help Pita get him to his room and cleaned up. We need him to look presentable when we arrive."

Stupid Heyhey. Pita lifted him up and threw him on our backs, sideways. We carried him into the next room.

"Over here, in the shower," Pita told me.

I rolled my eyes. We dropped him into the tub. Pita started taking Heyhey's clothes off. I stared at him like he was a freak.

"What," he asked. "Eiffel said to clean him up. Don't worry, I can handle this."

"Good," I said. I trotted back to the main compartment. 

Eiffel was sipping on a cup of tea. Her face annoyed me, so I closed my eyes. When I woke up Heyhey and Pita were back in the room. Heyhey walked over to look out the window. 

"We're almost to the station now," he announced. "It's time to get your game faces on."

I could see that crowds had gathered outside the station to welcome us. They were eager to get the first look at this years tributes.

Pita jumped up and galloped to that window. He gasped when he saw all the people out there.

"Look at all of them," he said with a smile.

"Those are potential sponsors," Heyhey informed us. "Don't blow this chance for a good first impression."

Pita took a very awkward stance. I scrunched my face at him. What the hell was he doing? His pants fell to the floor. My mouth gaped open in shock. With countless people watching from the station, and Pita in his very awkward position, shoved his package right against the window!

"That's right," he said "Get a good look at this years winning cock!"

Cheers erupted from the crowd.

"That boy is smarter than he looks," Heyhey said. You could learn a thing or two from him, Katlick."