Embarrassment knows no bounds
"Why Sister, why did you think that sharing those stories would be a good idea?" Luna whined to her sister, and fellow Princess, Celestia. "Look at what the Papers are saying I am!" The Night Princess said, slamming her face into a pillow to hide her tears.
Celestia looked at the Headline: Princess Luna in Secret Affair with Earth Pony Stallion. The subheading stating: claims they are "Better and More Respectable Lovers". Celestia silenced a giggle, but her sister was right this was her fault. Sometime back, after a friendly prank, she had snuck into Luna's room, and was looking for a place to spread some itching powder for her sister. While there, she found a series of notes and observations of stallions she had been watching with some interests, and one in particular, a stallion named Big Mac stuck out.
Princess Celestia knew this was the older brother of the Element of Honesty, Applejack. She was about to use this information on a new idea for a prank, when she found it: A full love story that involved a nighttime liaison with the rugged farmer, and very descriptive scenes of romance. Celestia read two pages before bursting out laughing at her little Sister's crush and what she sought in the simple farm pony, and decided this was too good to keep to herself. She passed it around and even READ it aloud to some of her Royal Guards.
They all found it funny the Princess was enjoying sharing a secret about her sister, but one guard must have talked, and before Celestia could say anything, the news ponies came to Luna, demanding an explanation. Oddly, none of the Earth Pony reporters asked her tough questions, but the Unicorns and Pegasi were very ruffled the Princess had stated her interests in that manner. Oddly, the Opliptera, Luna's special Night Guards were not upset, and in fact, cheered on their Lady Luna for finding love.
Celestia went to lean down and comfort her crying sister, but a scroll was sent to her at the very moment. She opened it up to see what Twilight Sparkle had written her, and it seemed, she too was very upset.
Dear Princess Celestia,
I am sorry to hear about your Sister's private thoughts being shared by the press, but I am very upset you were the one sharing the rumors. I found out through another Guard that was in town, and I am not mad, but disappointed. I thought I wrote you about the dangers of rumors, and even that Cutie Mark Crusaders learned their lesson! Please give my regards to Luna, and if she ever needs somepony to talk to, she may visit me anytime.
Your Faithful (but disappointed) Student,
Twilight Sparkle.
'Great, even Twilight is mad at me, what else can go wrong?' she asked in her head. Just as she thought that, another letter appeared in front of her from Twilight's friend Applejack.
'I just had to say something, didn't I?' She read the letter aloud, for her sister to hear as well.
Dear Princess Celestia,
Mind explaining to me why my brother, who's probably one of the hardest working stallions I know in Ponyville is the star stallion in your Sister's dirty story? I swear I do not appreciate the joke, and expect a personal apology from the both of you!
Your Angry Student,
Applejack
"Ahh! I swear if I get my hands on that Guard I will... UGH!" Celestia threw her hooves up, but stopped feeling sorry for herself and went to hug her very upset Sister.
"It is not fair, I had been simply observing that wonderful, muscular, and burly stallion and wrote a fantasy that I had with him in my dream, and you had to take that from me? What is next, you want my plans for an adventure with little Pip? I can just see the papers now, accusing me of... I don't even want to say that!" Princess Luna lamented.
Princess Celestia did in fact see those plans, and it wasn't the fact she planned a Equestria long trip alone with the small colt that she didn't share that. It was the fact she was going to look for her imaginary friend Nessie again. "Luna I really don't think that trip is realistic anyway, you keep saying that creature is real, and even after a thousand years, I never found it."
"Nessie is real, Sister! I saw her, and she let me ride her on the Lake! They were so much happier times. Times when I wasn't publicly shamed like this!" she cried again. This clearly was getting nowhere fast, so it was decided, the Celestia would write back the upset Applejack, and hopefully talk this over a calm dinner.
Celestia told Luna her plan. "Luna, I'll handle the press, I just want you to cheer up, clean up, and for goodness sake, don't be embarrassed of a little crush! Let the Unicorns and Pegasi talk, they are merely jealous!" she reassured her sister, and they prepared for the dinner later that day.
Evening had come, and the Apples were all present at the dinner table. Apple Bloom wore her best bow, and even cleaned herself to look presentable to her Princesses, and even Big Mac wore a tie for the occasion. Applejack went over the plan for the evening once more. "Now I want everypony here to be on their best behavior! Both Princesses are comin' to dinner , and we will NOT be havin' any trouble or awkward questions for them. Is that clear Apple Bloom?"
"Yes Big Sis, but what's wrong with Princess Luna liking Big Mac? I mean, doesn't she deserve a special somepony too?" the innocent little filly asked her sister.
"Yes, but you'll learn one day that what she did and said were both really creepy, and just plain ol' wrong. I am sure she'll be happy with one of them there fancy Ponies in Canterlot." she told her sister.
Big Mac just stood in silence, apparently he was not allowed to like this attention from royalty.
"Here they come, now you all stand there, and I'll handle the rest!" Applejack ordered her siblings, and then opened the door to the Princesses before her.
"Hello there Applejack, I am so glad we can visit and talk, despite the occasion we do so now. May we come in?" Princess Celestia asked for both her and her sister.
"Of course. Let me show you around." Applejack gave a quick tour of the farmhouse, and then lead the Royal Sisters to the Dining Room. "This is my little Sister Apple Bloom, and, ahem I know you both know Big Mac." A hidden tone of anger was present on the farm mare's voice when she introduced her brother to the Princesses.
"Nice to meet you all, and you Mr. Big Mac, I... " Luna said nothing but starred into the stallion's eyes, and looked up and down his body as her mind wandered to places that it should not have gone to at that given moment.
"Eeyyup," was all the stallion said to her, but he did flash a slight smile as he sat.
"Sister, I think you have been staring for too long!" Celestia whispered to her sister, and her dark wings puffed out as she realized she was staring.
"I.. ahh apologize to you Mr. Big Mac, and especially you Miss Applejack. I didn't mean for the little story I wrote to be taken so seriously today." She decided that it was a good a time as ever to discuss the elephant in the room.
"Aahh Sucks, I forgive ya, but please make sure to keep those thoughts away from mah kin. 'Taint right what you wrote 'bout him being so willing to roll in the hay with you!" Applejack spoke plainly, forgetting there was a certain filly still present.
"What do you mean roll in the hay. Applejack? I roll in the hay with Sweetie and Scootaloo all the time when we play in the barn!" She innocently said, causing her brother to clear his throat and Celestia to stifle a small giggle from the filly's unfamiliarity of the terms meaning.
"Oh hey! Let's eat!" Applejack declared to change the subject, and so, they did.
Dinner was finished, and the night was getting late. Apple Bloom and Applejack were cleaning in the kitchen while Celestia was talking to them while waiting for her Sister to freshen up. "Again, I am so sorry about all this, It really was a case of a Guard not keeping his tongue to himself and bragging to a willing to hear newspony. I am sure things will blow over soon!"
"Ah appreciate the gesture, Princess. I am sorry for bein' so cross at yer sister. I just, I don't know. Don't wanna see Big Mac get his heart broke." Applejack said.
Meanwhile, Luna was finishing up her trip to the sink when she saw Big Mac sitting alone, and felt the need to apologize one more time, without her sister's help. "Big Mac, I want to say again, how sorry I am. I really admire your strength, your solemn look and... I can't help it, kiss me you big lug!" she said, as she leapt towards the surprised stallion.
Just as their lips met, everypony from the kitchen came out to wait on the Princess of the Night, and caught her on top of a very willing Big Mac, exchanging short kisses.
"Big Mac has a special somepony! AH told you sis! What are you?" Apple Bloom asked, as she reached into a closet to pull out a pitchfork, and threaten to attack the Night Princess who was clearly not sorry at all for her crush and getting caught.
"GET OUT OF MAH HOUSE, YOU LYING LITTLE---" Applejack screamed at the Princess, forgetting all propriety she had and was just mad that she had lied to her.
"SISTER HELP ME!" Luna screamed as she ran out of the house and flew off into the night's sky.
"Sorry, you are on your own sister." Celestia lamented her sister's impulse control, and stood with Apple Bloom as Applejack went to chase her sister out in the orchard.
"Hey Big Mac, does this mean you are each other's special somepony?" Apple Bloom asked, and Celestia eyed him carefully.
"Eeyup...err. Nope!" he said, and excused himself as he went up to his room.
"What does this all mean Princess, what was the lesson we were suppose ta learn?" the filly asked, very confused on what to think of the situation.
"I truly don't know Apple Bloom, I really don't know." Celestia told the young filly, but had to laugh at the situation, and the young Apple Bloom joined in.
Big Mac, once alone in his room, locked the door, and began to resume writing his very special poem he had written to give to the Princess when he spotted her some weeks back, watching him work. He may not have planned his first kiss with a Princess well, but he did intend to impress her, even without his sister's approval.
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Hey all! I spent two days writing both the eventual next chapter of PD Pie and the Kelpie Origin story, I had to write a light-hearted story to sort of cleanse the palette as two dark and twisty version of the Pony world was even a bit much for me!
I hope you all like this, and no, it is a simple one-shot, and really doesn't indicate what ship I support for Miss Luna, but I wouldn't object to the couple AT ALL!!
EDIT IT JUST Occured to me Granny Smith wasn't in this story. To clarify where the heck she was...um, I guess she is out of town...yeah that's it!
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Did you Mean : She Died
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Well, in this self-contained Universe, no.
...in my other stories?
I am a bad boy (I killed her because it served a plotline..
)
Will there be more??
For this story, No, it is done. BUT!
Remember how Luna mention something about a Nessie (or as she is known here, The Loch Ness monster)?
I might just be spitballing a followup to this story that involves Luna and Pip going on that very adventure!
I am still outlining a few ideas, but shall let you know. Have that idea, one Fluttershy/Rainbow adventure story, and of course, my 24 parody PD Pie! A.I. I just started. Will let you know.
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yay I love nessie!
also what does "PD PIE" stand for? The first thing that came in my head was "PewDiePie" l
Got some errors but hard to type on phoje so will try to find them again when i get on comp
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Yes. PD Pie is a rather bizarre form of the often labelled Insane "Pinkamena Diane" Pie, part of Pinkie. I named the 24 parody I am doing with that portion of her personality after, because she says it (PewdiePie) as she is dealing with terrorist in Equestria. Yeah, blame my sister for that particular idea. =p
Bleh, just a sort of funny thing to do with my odd interpretation of humor.
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Oh errors? I shall look through the story again, and fix what I see while you get on the computer. Teaches me to post this without a proofreader this ONE time.
EDIT: Dang, lots of little spacing and such issues. I swear I am better than that...=/
Heyo Man im going to Do a Dramatic Reading of This!
I mean.. If thats all Right with you
...
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OH! Sure thing, I don't mind at all! Thanks for asking.
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I am sorry to hear about your Sister's private thoughts being shared by the press, but I am very upset you were the one sharing the rumors?
dont think that needs a question mark.
Great, even Twilight is mad at me, what else can go wrong? she asked in her head. Just as she thought that, another letter appeared in front of her, from Twilight's friend Applejack. I just had to say something, didn't I? She read the letter aloud.
would add ' for thoughts, and this comma is not needed. Would add another space between her thoughts and saying she read the letter out loud to avoid confusion.
Ah Appreciate the gesture, Princess, and I am sorry for bein' so cross at yer sister. I just, I don't know, don't wanna see Big Mac get his heart broke." Applejack said.
missing the first quotation mark. I think quite a few of the commas are either not needed or the sentence is structured oddly. Try reading it while putting an emphasis on pausing whenever you run into a comma or the end of a sentence to see if it sounds right.
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I'll Drop you a Link When i'm Done
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Thank you kindly. I think the question mark was from a question I removed after editing, and it stayed behind to mock me. Fixed the other issues as well as misused words and other little things I noticed.
I appreciate your help, and shall more than likely use my editor and proofreader before doing stories again. Just felt bad after working on two rather dark chapters, and wanted to cheer up my collection.
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Yay! Look forward to seeing that.
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A Little note my Applejack/AppleBloom Voices are exactly Top notch
But Oh well
Its has Been Done Find My video on my Channel Found Here:
http://www.youtube.com/user/ThePureNote?feature=mhee
Hope you enjoy. i sure as Hell Did!
Have some fanart
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Ain`t they cute together?
Yeup
....The daw mixed with, what the buck.
I LIKE IT!
This seems... mighty stupid in the end.
Luna could and should`ve easily snarked off at Applejack. It is plain as day that Applejack is WAY out of the line, here.
Yay for MacLuna! There must be more of it
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Thank you kindly! I commented there, but for everyone else here, the screen name is "Haphinea" is pronounced "Hay-Fin-Knee-A". I have no idea where I got the name from, but it has been in my default female character for name selection since the Demon's Souls game.
Oh, that one word at the beginning is "liaison" pronounced "Lee-A-Zun" (French word so its tricky to pronounce)
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Love it, as I said, I am neutral towards Luna ships, but don't mind well done ones. (Mine is hardly well done.)
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The title "Big Mac Attack" was some weird one-off cartoon or show in which a guy name Mcguyer or something said "I am going to give you a Big Mac Attack" whenever he got angry. There is also a dirtier version radio show host, Phil Hendrie did...but I shan't repeat it here!
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Indeed, but the comedy would not have been there. I debated whether or not to include a scene in which Luna gets angry at Applejack, and claims her crush as her "Royal Right" and continues kissing Big Mac. Then again little Apple Bloom was there, so maybe that is why AJ was so angry.
Still, I acknowledge what you said, and shall take your criticism with the praise. Truth be told, I crave criticism too! Thanks for commenting at least.
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I endorse it, like I endorse my odd Trixie Pie ship.
Still, I cannot commit to anything, as I do plan a little tease of Pipsqueak/Luna shipping for the Nessie sequel one day very soon.
No, it is clearly one sided from him to her! Hopefully it'll be cute as this turned out.
Thank you all for your kind words. I would recommend my other stories, but even I admit I do need some work on those.
Umm, did Celestia read AJ's letter with a mock Southern accent? Because I don't think it makes sense if AJ wrote it like that.
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I...
well... I.
Dang you and your logic! This is why my pre reader was laughing about her letter when I emailed it this morning. He never told me why, but now that you pointed it out...
Let's say she was reading the letter that, under the reasoning she was reading the letter to Luna, and wished to 'ponify' as she read. Yes, she also did that same for Twilight's letter as well. Yes... you caught me, and it was an obvious oversight. Cookies to you!
Thanks for pointing it out!
I am reading this because of that beautiful title. Don't even care what it's about or how well written it is.
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Hehe thanks! The titles are always the hard part of the stories...
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You make it looks easy, dude.
I just about shat myself laughing there!
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Had my own little sister ask my step-dad that once. Was much more funny to hear that write, so I had to put it in!
To Everyone. I am adding another chapter for this story, probably sometime tomorrow. I am also working of the whole Nessie sequel thing, but they may take a little longer, as I am still trying to find interesting mythological creatures to add.
Take care, as I am off to write again!
1477460 Another chapter! And your doin the Nessie story as well!!!
That is buckin AWESOME!
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i thought i was the only one who had this idea but there are so cute togtether
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Trust me, it is out there! Besides, most other Stallions are... goofy! Pip squeak would be an ok substitute if he were much older. Who knows...