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Agents of Discord - KittyrinnAiko



Kitzumi Nova Moon of Athelas has been chosen for a dangerous mission by none other than Discord to take the place of Harry Potter

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Chapter 80 Lockhart

There was something odd about that trip, which Aerie took to be just the new starting point at first, but knew better when she found herself being spat out in a grungy old shop. Aerie pulled out her letter, took her glasses off, and examined the aura of the letter. Sure enough, it had Dumbledore’s magic all over it.

The door to the shop opened, the sound of an old cowbell clanking.

“Moonie, cloak me,” Aerie whispered, Moonie the cat vanished, and for a moment Aerie was enveloped in a cloak of darkness. She had become one with the shadows in the dimly lit shop. Nearby there was a withered hand on a cushion, a blood-stained deck of cards, a glass eye that had been still was now looking as though to find something. Her undoubtedly. Piled into boxes below the counters there was a variety of bones and hanging from the walls could be seen rows of masks. Theater masks, Mardi Gras masks, African Masks, and even a few Noh masks. All were leaking dark energy, and the darkest of the lot was a fairly simple wooden mask with a carved nose-guard that was cracked from age. Ya, no… Aerie thought to herself. She was surely tempted to get it, but not this story.

Aerie moved around a large cabinet towards the door and spotted none other than Lucius Malfoy approaching the counter. Fancy that, she mused. What was that about canon events? Dumbledore wanted Aerie to get lost in Nnockturn Alley, and Hagrid would be there to save her. Still though, for everything to line up like that, she couldn't help but wonder if some higher being not unlike Discord was pulling the strings. And yes, Mr Malfoy had several dark items in his possession.

“Ah, Mr Borgin,” Malfoy said in his usual you will serve me whether you want or not tone. Behind the counter stood a greasy man with slick back hair. “Something I might help you with?”

“My peeper spotted something… must have been you and your boy, but tell me, how might I help you? Mr Malfoy.”

“I’m not buying, not today at any rate. I need to divest myself of a couple of items.” Mr Malfoy's look of annoyance shifted to utter disdain.

“Selling, is it?” Mr Borgin’s smile faded. “Ministry hot on your heels is it, Malfoy.”

“You’ve heard then. No, they are not, but I wouldn’t put it past Arthur Weasley to trump up an excuse to raid my home. And you, as a dealer of things exotic should have no trouble moving troublesome items that could cause me embarrassment.” Malfoy pulled out a bit of parchment and unfolded it.

“Whatcha got then,” he said as he took hold of the list. “The ministry wouldn't trouble you, sir?”

“The name Malfoy still commands enough respect that they aren’t going to just do a random raid on my home, and yet… the ministry grows more and more meddlesome.

“There’s a muggle protection act being pushed through.”

“Imagine that. Wanting to protect muggles. Bad enough dumb beasts have been recognized as sentient. There’s a rumor that they are even being allowed in Hogwarts...”

Dumb beasts indeed, Aerie thought to herself. Why next they’ll be recognizing wizards as intelligent? Doubtful. Aerie waited, watched, and listened as the two men bargained and bemoaned how bad things had gotten. In the end, Malfoy had divested himself of all but one item and a promise from Mr Borgin to stop by the house.

Malfoy exited the store, and Mr Borgin experienced the sensation of the hair on the back of his neck going up on seeing a shadow following him out the door.

“People will see the shadow in the sunlight,” Moonie whispered as Lucius Malfoy proceeded to Window Shop.

“In that case let them see the ghost of Draco,” Aerie replied with an evil grin on her face and cast the illusion about herself. People would see Mr Malfoy, and then they’d see the ghost of the young master following his father. They never said anything, they simply backed away.

She kind of felt sorry for Hagrid, but then again, maybe seeing the ghost of a student he’d been responsible for might just be enough to pound it into his head that ordinary humans are fragile. At the same time, it was clear to Aerie he had indeed been sent down here to fetch her. Hagrid was undeniably looking for someone.

Aerie slipped into the last shadow before entering Diagon Alley. “Moonie, you couldn't snatch that thing, maybe?”

“Sorry,” Moonie the cat offered a moment after appearing on her shoulder. “Of all the Horcrux we’ve encountered, this one is the most powerful, and I fear its matrix is the most like ourselves. I dare not.”

“Alright then,” Aerie offered as she stepped out from the shadows back to being herself. Riddle had been so close to creating a Guardian spell and likely hadn’t even known it. But then Riddle lacked empathy. Something that was undoubtedly needed to create a Guardian.

Aerie followed Mr Malfoy to the bookseller they got their school books from and watched as he worked his way into the store. The crowd in front of Flourish and Blotts was noticeably a lot larger than she could remember from the year before. A good indication of why the crowd was so big was due to a large banner in the upper window that read Gilderoy Lockhart will be signing copies of his autobiography Magical Me, today from 12:39 to 4:30.

“Aerie!” it was Hermione. She had just arrived herself and was with her parents.

“Hi, Hermione,” Aerie said while keeping an eye on Mr Malfoy. At the moment he was inside not too far from the front window, and just standing there. Waiting.

“Ah, Aerie, I’m over here?”

“I’m watching Mr Malfoy. He’s just standing there. Inside the window.”

“Maybe he just wants a book?” Hermione asked as she looked. “I see.”

“Does he strike you as an avid reader?”

“Not really. Short of he wants a specific book and can’t get to it.”

“If he’s anything like Draco was he’d just push his way to it.”

“Aerie! You alright.” Percy called as he approached.

“Ya, I’m fine. Why, did you think something happened?”

“The floo flames were a bit off color when you went through.”

“Dumped me in Nocturne Alley.” Aerie dared to cast a glance at Percy. He still had the smoking jacket on, but had at least put on a proper pair of trousers. “Mr Malfoy was there selling off contraband. They didn’t see me. Tell your dad that a raid of Malfoy Manner right now might prove fruitful.”

“Nocturne? And you got out alright?”

“I followed Mr Malfoy. People all thought I was with him.”

“He’s inside,” Hermione informed him. “Aerie has been watching him for a while now.”

“What’s he doing in there?”

“Waiting,” Aerie supplied. “But never mind that just tell your dad you’ve got a hot tip. They’d set up a date for the items too big to fit in a pocket.” She held up her letter. “This was the source of the charm that redirected me. I’d say Dumbledore wanted me in that shop.”

“Right, on it,” he replied, spun around and hurried off. Telling him it had been Dumbledore was all she had needed to do.


“Where was he going in such a hurry?”

“Oh, hi Isolde,” Aerie offered. “Letting his family know that they are going to miss out on the second-hand books,” Aerie teased and quietly delighted at Isolde's troubled look. Granted at least one of the Lockhart books was a new print the others had been out for a while. She also couldn't help but wonder if a lot of other people had the same idea.

“Aerie?” Hermione said sounding disappointed. “OK, accurate but still… hi, do you know Aerie?”

“Isolde Swan, at your service,” Isolde offered with a curtsy. She’d been taking elocution lessons and just seemed to think it the right thing to do. Nor did she look like Draco with long hair. Her cheeks had filled out, and her hair had gone from blond to platinum save for a golden lock of hair on her right bangs to her right temple which she’d taken to braiding behind the ear. Isolde was delighted in her new lustrous hair and let it hang loosely save for that one braid.

“Um… hi,” Hermione replied wondering if she was being made fun of.

“Isolde, if we are to get your books, we are just going to have to work our way in,” prompted an adult behind her.

“Hi,” Aerie offered.

“Aster Swan. You’re Aerie, are you not?”

“I am.”

“What are you looking at,” Isolde asked as she directed her gaze to the store only to spot her father. “What’s he doing there?”

“Can’t rightly say,” Aerie offered hoping that’d be enough.

“Looking for a replacement, owe!”

“Ronald Weasley, how many times do I have to tell you?!” Molly Weasly scolded. “Well, out with it…”

“If I don’t have anything nice to say… say nothing at all,” Ron recited. Isolde smiled and suppressed a laugh. “Do I know you?” Ron was now eyeing up Isolde like she was something unexpected in his food.

“No.” Isolde retorted sharply. “That is… I’m an Akkadian. I got a letter to start this year and my foster mom thought it’d be good for me.”

“Fresh meat,” the twins chimed followed by ducking their mother’s backhand. Ginny Weasley was behind her brothers and acting very shy.

“Um, hi, are you starting this year too?” Isolde asked Ginny. “Hogwarts?”

“Her first year, Gryffindor, no doubt,” Molly Weasley boasted proudly.

“You sure I don’t know you?” Ron pressed. “What house will you be in?”

“I don’t really know.”

“Surely you must have some idea, dear,” Molly asked. “What house were your parents in?”

“Mom was murdered by Voldemort,” Isolde informed them. Isolde had learned the truth about her transformation, that thanks to the blood on that bush she was now part unicorn. Once she’d had a little time to process it she decided that that unicorn was her mom now. Now that her parents had abandoned her. Her dad mostly. Her mother, Draco’s mother had asked about her, but it had been decided that given wizard attitudes she’d be better off if she had no contact with her former parents. Aster was her foster mom, and she was now an Akkadian. All she had to do was get good grades, make friends, and stay out of trouble. She also couldn't help but notice how everyone flinched at Voldemort’s title. Everyone save Aster, Aerie, Aurora, and Akkadians in general. They simply were not afraid of the man.

Voldemort was gone now, or so she was to understand. He couldn't hurt them anymore. She also couldn't help but notice how Mrs Weasley insisted that Ginny would be in Gryffindor. She was every bit as bad as her former parents. Yes, Draco had second thoughts about going into Slytherin, but it was what his father wanted. What his mother expected. What his whole family expected. Be selected for Slytherin or don’t come home. His father had said that and now… Isolde was sure he’d meant it. And no, she did not want to go into Slytherin. Not again. She was a brand new person and when she looked back on the way she had acted… she did not like Draco Malfoy any more than Ronald Weasley did.”

“I suppose I could end up in Ravenclaw,” Isolde offered as Percy approached. Ravenclaw was at least a safe bet and they had windows.

“Ah, Percy… where’s your father?” Molly Weasley asked.

“Something just came up, we are on our own.”

“Can’t be helped then. Come on, let's get in there before all the books are gone.”

“And I see my family in there too,” Aerie reported and decided she’d best get inside as well.

“Say, Aerie, Percy seems to think you might have gone to the wrong floo,” Ron stated as they made for the door.

“I’ll tell you about it later. Now’s a bad time.”

“She’s been keeping an eye on Mr Malfoy,” Hermione offered. “She thinks he’s up to something.”

“Well don’t be giving up the plot right in front of the person of interest,” Aerie cautioned as the door swung open.

“I should have just enough to get the books,” Molly was saying as they entered. “After that, we’ll need to run up to the bank.”

“Hang on, it’s Lockhart, he’s here,” Hermione announced breathlessly.

“That is what it says in the window,” Aerie replied. She then reached up to pet Moonie and whispered, “Try to keep an eye on the package.”

As for the crowd, it was mostly witches. Middle age, young, old, and very few of them looked like they were there with Hogwarts students. There was one thing that did stand out to Aerie, and that was a lack of any witches in Mr Lockhart’s age bracket who didn’t have at least one child with them.

Aerie and the others made their way through the store gathering up the books that they would need. As soon as Aerie had her required books, and a couple of others, she worked her way toward where she saw Aurora, Flora, Luna, Sweetie, Bloom, and Louise. Or at least tried to.

“Hey, no cutting in line,” Ordered a surly old hag. Old witch, hag, what’s the difference?

“But my mom is up there,” Aerie protested. “Mom!”

“Aerie?” Luna was the first to look. Lockhart was the second. He also gave Luna a good look.

“Is that Aerie Potter?” Lockhart said as he stood up. “Come on, let her up here,” he beckoned as he made his way around the table he was at. Aerie on the other hand tried to step back only to find herself being pushed forward.

Isolde watched, her emotions playing havoc with her. Part of her would have liked to be the one being fussed over, and part of her was glad she wasn’t being fussed over. And Aerie wanted nothing to do with that man as he ordered people out of the way. Adding to the confusion was an irritable little man with a large box camera with a big flash that emitted purple smoke.

“Out of the way,” ordered the man with the camera. “This is for the Daily Prophet…”

“Hey?!” Aurora protested as he shoved her and the Crusaders back.

It was inevitable that the jostling of people would cause several individuals to drop their books to include Isolde.

“It is, it’s Aerie Potter,” Lockhart stated as he closed with her. The crowd finally parted as people began whispering excitedly. And Moonie, poor Moonie who’d been desperately trying to keep track of Malfoy was now experiencing sensor failure every time that blasted flash went off. Suddenly Lockhart had Aerie by the arm and was pulling her forward further disorienting Moonie. Aerie was suddenly getting her picture taken, flash after flash.

“Nice big smile, Aerie,” Lockhart said, his teeth nearly as bright as the flash. A Glimmer spell no doubt and Aerie would have liked to cancel it right then and there if she wasn’t so disoriented. Sure, she had an idea that this would happen, but knowing and experiencing were two different things. “Together, you, and I, are front-page bound. Don’t you think, Potter?”

“I try not to, it, only causes trouble,” Aerie retorted, and Lockhart laughed.

Isolde had missed the exchange though. She was down on the floor picking up her books. She hesitated when a stack of grade-one books was handed to her by a man. She looked up to see her father. Make that former father. Her foster mother had been helping her, and Isolde could only think, what might her father’s reaction be if he knew the short plump woman was a pegasus. Or that she wasn’t exactly human anymore. Not that it mattered. After all, he'd disowned her for the unforgivable sin of being a girl.

Isolde took the offered books, said thank you, and then watched him straighten, his face devoid of emotion, turn, and head for the door.

“Do you think he recognized you?” Aster asked as the two straitened out.

“I don’t know… that was entirely out of character for him.”

“Let’s just get what you need and let's get out of here.”

Meanwhile, Lockhart had thrown an arm around Aerie’s shoulders and pulled her in tight. *“Ladies, and gentlemen,” he said loudly. What a perfect moment this is that I and Aerie Potter should be in this room together. I… have an announcement.

“When Miss Aerie stepped into Flourish and Blotts, this day, she only wanted to buy my autobiography. Indeed, I can’t imagine her wanting anything else unless it was more of my books.” He gave his trademark wink and flashed his smile. “And as such, I will be more than happy to provide her with, not just my autobiography, but a complete set of all my books, free of charge.”

Nearly everyone in the place erupted into applause.

“I’ve… I have another announcement.” He waited for the room to quiet. “Aerie and her schoolmates will be getting more than my book, Magical Me, they will be getting me. Yes, ladies and gentlemen, I have the great pleasure to announce that I, Gilderoy Lockhart, with great pleasure and pride announce here and now to all of you that I have agreed to take on the Defense Against the Dark Arts vacancy at Hogwarts, School of Witchcraft and Wizardry.”

Author's Note:

I've been watching a play-through of the latest Harry Potter video game and it's curious how they tried to make the game more inclusive. And, well, maybe the pre-Grendewold-Voldemort Wizarding World could have been more inclusive. It makes Wizards look like they went downhill in a relatively short amount of time because J K Rowling's books don't paint Wizard Society as being all that inclusive. Heck, she had to make Hermione black retroactively.

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