Oof, there's the breakdown.

Also, nice.

Pinkie Pie as the first lay, good taste

He bent down and buried his face in the wedding cake, wolfing it down, continuing to thrust roughly into her depths as he did. His form was sloppy in both tasks and under normal conditions it would add up to a subpar experience but somehow carelessly rutting Pinkie Pie while devouring a cake made specifically for somepony else's special day had a magic sort of synergy that accentuated the experience.

Either he had been a pervert all along or he was really overworked.

He couldn't fix that stopwatch, at least not without instructions and replacement parts, but maybe the doctor's lab had something that could help him fix the universe. Complete freedom was nice and all for a time but this world felt haunting and he found the thought of never speaking with his friends and family again devastating as the reality began to sink in.

Sounds like there is still Good inside him.
Hopefully he remembers to clean everything up before he lets time resume (if he ever gets that far).

He found a few pages which he believed pertained to the device and even a rough blueprint, but they were all written in fancy science talk and equations with letters where numbers should be. Frustrated, he found himself a dictionary and desperately tried to translate the documents but it was no use. His brain just didn’t have the framework for any of this.

See it positive: You have all the time in the world. Literally!

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Well, he did had a good appetizer prior.

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ur profile picture.

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Wedding cake scene is my favorite scene... Don't read too much into that.

Big Mac buried his face in his hooves. “Ah wish Ah knew more ‘bout this sorta stuff.” He flopped down on the desk and began to sob. "Ah ruined everything!"

Well he does have all the time in the world to get a Edumacation

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D-did I graditate this time yet?