For the first time he seemed to notice the gap. His ears, or what was left of them, bent backward. “Do you hear how much that sounds like a bad porno, or is it just me?”

Please PLEASE tell me this is canon omg I love it

First chapter review: not focusing on the lore, you painted a great picture, without relying too much on what the audience knows. I followed the plot fluidly, and had not seen any spelling or grammar mistakes. Also this is the first story I read from you, Elbow

Haha, they both knew exactly what was going to happen the moment she suggested it!

The dangers of not wearing pants.

The layout wasn’t terribly complicated. Two sleeves at the rear and two more at the front made it pretty clear where her legs needed to go.

I'm sure there was still at one point someone who got it wrong...

The words PRESS TO EJECT were stenciled in white paint across each red crescent.
“What the hell are those?”
“That’s how you open the suit. Hold them both down for three seconds and the armor pops open or shut.”
“Oh,” she murmured.
“You thought it had an ejection seat, didn’t you?”
She wrinkled her nose, trying hard not to smirk. “Shut up.”

To be fair, I had the same thought...

“It's not rocket surgery,” she said, gesturing toward the space beneath him. “I can fit under there.”
For the first time he seemed to notice the gap. His ears, or what was left of them, bent backward. “Do you hear how much that sounds like a bad porno, or is it just me?”

Even if it is, it would still make for a good story.

If you think you can fit, we can give it a try. Just… try not to hit any switches.

Later they learned the hard way the suit did have an ejection seat...