Alright, I like this version of Cadance a bit more. Less 'haunting sadistic she-demon' and more 'aggressive spirit that wants her host to make a move already.'
Very nice job developing these characters! Haven't seen as much character development for Mocha; will she just be incidental to the story? Oh and props for including Floor Bored.
Does this imply that parasprites, like frogs, are capable of changing genders in response to environmental conditions, and that String doesn't know basic biology? Both of those make to much sense.
Oh my God it's pony Alex jones? That's amazing! When we gonna get her ripping off a collar or something and screaming at the top of her lungs about how she's a mare!
“I-it’s true!” String stood up suddenly, her forelegs on the counter. “And I’m not saying that ponies can’t naturally develop homosexual feelings. That’s not what I’m getting at. I mean, give me a bucking break. Do you think I’m like, oh, shocked by it, so I’m up here bashing it because I don’t like dykes? Cause that’s not it!” Face turning red, she slammed her hooves on the counter top as she shouted. “ I’m tired of them putting chemicals in the rainwater that turns the bucking parasprites gay! Do you understand that? I’m sick of being magically engineered by the government for the betterment of Equestria and Harmony in general. I… It’s not funny!” She glared at Anon, who was laughing at this point.
“You’re just pulling my leg like ponies used to do all the time when I first arrived here. [...] ‘if mares don’t get enough hugs per day they can die’.” Mocha blushed at the mention of that last one and looked away quickly.
Heh! But seriously, there are worse things than hugging cute mares.
“Don’t care,” Gleaming said around the straw. “Shut up and drink your coffee. Too early for your shenanigans.” “When you’re licking slits, don’t come whining to me.” Grumbling under her breath, String grabbed her drink and began sucking it down as well.
Cadance: "I certainly won't whine if that happens..."
They mostly seemed to be devoted to a fertility idol, a minor goddess or demon. The texts weren’t very clear.
Cadance: *growls* "Minor? Demon?! You can be happy I can't touch you right now..."
Foals are for hugs, not fugs! What manner of lies are these?!” She paused in thought for a moment before a faint blush touched her cheeks. “Well, at least until they get their cutie marks. Then they are for hugs and fugs… b-but that’s besides the point!”
You know this is giving me some serious, set in the future vibes. Because if Shining Armor was a real pony and there for Cadence then it seems to me that this take place later on in the same universe as the primary timeline, just an alternate version of it. If that makes any sense. Anyway love the story can't wait for more.
“I’m tired of them putting chemicals in the rainwater that turns the bucking parasprites gay! Do you understand that? I’m sick of being magically engineered by the government for the betterment of Equestria and Harmony in general. I… It’s not funny!”
I'm commander Shepard, and this is my favorite story on FimFiction.
“It totally is though!” Fired up, String pushed her drink away to prevent it getting knocked over. Leaning on the counter herself, she glared up at Anon. “It’s Cloudsdale! I’m telling you, the pegasi at the Weather Factory are totally doing it!”
"They're throwing foals In the Pegasus Device to create rainbows! You have to beleive me!"
So not Celestia... Who could have been Cadence's sister?
have you heard of the Gay Frogs song? If not you might like it if the reference is an indication.
One of Gleaming's "customers" is going to be there at game night, aren't they.
Gonna be a long week
Alright, I like this version of Cadance a bit more. Less 'haunting sadistic she-demon' and more 'aggressive spirit that wants her host to make a move already.'
Thanks for the chapter, and good luck with your earth activities!!
Does that mean that String is into transgenders?
i see what u did there!!
Very nice job developing these characters! Haven't seen as much character development for Mocha; will she just be incidental to the story? Oh and props for including Floor Bored.
Does this imply that parasprites, like frogs, are capable of changing genders in response to environmental conditions, and that String doesn't know basic biology? Both of those make to much sense.
Oh my God it's pony Alex jones? That's amazing! When we gonna get her ripping off a collar or something and screaming at the top of her lungs about how she's a mare!
Oh no! The dirty bean water has forced our poor anonymous mouse to cease the continuation of this great story!
*sigh* I need more blue Hawaiian punch...
Gleaming, I swear you're going to die either from diabetes or a heart attack from consuming so much caffeine geez
THAT IS MY KIND OF PONY!
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Oh, this is getting good! Sunny-Buns is gonna have a fit, and everyone is gonna love it!
Well... I'll love it.
Heh!
But seriously, there are worse things than hugging cute mares.
Cadance: "I certainly won't whine if that happens..."
Cadance: *growls* "Minor? Demon?! You can be happy I can't touch you right now..."
Good to see she isn't entirely depraved...
You know this is giving me some serious, set in the future vibes. Because if Shining Armor was a real pony and there for Cadence then it seems to me that this take place later on in the same universe as the primary timeline, just an alternate version of it. If that makes any sense. Anyway love the story can't wait for more.
I'm commander Shepard, and this is my favorite story on FimFiction.
This was a fun lore chapter I hope Cadance and Celestia can make peace and get along.
"They're throwing foals In the Pegasus Device to create rainbows! You have to beleive me!"
So not Celestia... Who could have been Cadence's sister?