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Comment section minigames for the Put Your Body to The Test chapter of this story (anypony can play them in this comment section).
Does this story remind you of a song that you know? If yes, post it in the comments in the following format:
- Chapter of the story that this song is relevant to.
- A link or embedded Youtube video of it.
- Percentage of correlation (0% being an unrelated song, 100% being a song written exactly for this story).
- The reason why this song reminded you of this story or the excerpt of the lyrics.
Music to listen to while you read:
Commander In Chief — Evolution — Correlation: 55% (Lyrics)
our interest is good — We´re gonna tear your soul apart — to find out who you really are
Brother Firetribe - Heart Full Of Fire — Correlation: 50% (Lyrics)
I called the bluff - Watching you is not enough - Sparks fly in the dead of night tonight
It's tearing at my heart - Tearing me apart - How can this be so hard - I got a heart full of fire
Angtoria - Do You See Me Now — Correlation: 40% (Lyrics)
Refuse to acknowledge me - I'm not what you want to see - So inject and study me - Pump me with hypocrisy
Trillium - Bow to the Ego — Correlation: 40% (Lyrics)
It’s draining me weak - My head’s bruised, all used - Is this what you really wanted? - Blown fuse, you lose
Motörhead — Electricity — Correlation: 45% (Lyrics)
You need an open mind — Shiver up your spine
The Cult - Bad Fun — Correlation: 40% (Lyrics)
Bad fun sister, time to go - Life's too short, on with the show - I said, get your kicks on the razor's edge
Electric Six - Danger! High Voltage — Correlation: 40% (Lyrics)
Don't you want to know how we keep starting fires? - It's my desire, It's my desire, It's my desire - Danger! Danger! High Voltage!
Suede - Electricity — Correlation: 40% (Lyrics)
We got a lotta electricity - We got a love like AC/DC - We got a love and it got no shame
10120140 You don't like science and experiments?
Quite a few electrical jokes. if the way Twilight was in SBGaS is UrSkeks, this new new Twilight is pure Skeksis. Speaking of UrSkeks, As you know, my job is to torture my left arm and hand. all-day-long. I distract myself with my 5K 67-cm iMac. I watch videos. I watched the new miniseries about the Dark Crystal, set hundreds of Trine before the movie. It is good. Twilight pretty much is a Skeksis now:
In the miniseries, the General and Emperor of the Skeksis have a conversation about how much their lives improved since they were torn asunder. They now can do what they want without disinhibition and emotional dysphoria. They had emotions which held them back and tortured them like love, guilt, sorrow, remorse, compassion, et cetera. ¡Not any more! Their previous existence was a nightmare. Now, they do whatever they like.
Twilight, in SBaS, tried to do good and failed terribly:
She did not understand that her tests frightened and tortured Sweetie Belle. She tried to help Sweetie, but could only come up with horn removal. Basically the good Twilight of SBGaS was so obsessed that she did not pick up on how Sweetie felt about the tests. She had such bad social skills that the only way she could modify the tendency of Sweetie to use dark magic was to remove her horn.
Twilight is totally disinhibited. Given that she is an Alicorn abusing her powers, perhaps we should correct her behavior the way she tried to do to Sweetie in SBGaS:
We should amputate her wings, horn, and hooves. After she gets artificial hooves, she will be nothing more than a talking horse like Mister Ed; she will not even be able to manipulate objects in her hooves. We definitely do not need to psychoanalyze her for determining a less extreme remedy —— ¡Spell Achiever and Sweetie Belle did not need psychoanalysis, ¡just cornectomy!
10120320 Oh, I see you recognized the puppy from the prequel of the prequel
- MLP: FiM
- Adventure
- Drama
- Slice of Life
In her darkest hour, Sweetie Belle finds salvation, but it comes with a terrible curse.Well, the experimentation is Twilight's go-to solution. Both in that case and in this one.
Oh, and Sweetie Belle totally volunteered for those experiments and most certainly wasn't lured into it, how could you even think that!
She successfully corrected Sweetie Belle and will spread her goodwill to Trixie as well. Let's wish her luck!
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I mentioned that my job is to torture my left arm and hand but forgot the progressreport:
I can now touch my thumb to all fingers, but my grip is weak and my elbow and wrist are not very mobile ( cannot touch my face with my left hand, but given the current pandemic from people touching other people and then touching their own faces, that is probably a good thing). It will be at least a month before I can return to work.
You are right about the experimentation. I am certain that Trixie will be as happy as Spike, Cast Achiever, and Sweetie Belle with the results of experimentation.
10120451 I think you'd enjoy Twilight's dungeon. You wouldn't even have to torture your hand yourself. Twilight would do it for you. That and much, much more.
In the end, you'd be a changed person, just like the ones you mentioned.
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The problem is that I do not need amputation; but unfortunately however, Twilight is a 1-Trick Pony.
10120500 Does everypony hate science?
10121110 You have a problem with a hand? No hand, no problem.
10121111
Then my problem would be not an hand (not having an hand).
10121121 Yes, but you'd have no problem on your hand, or the hand itself, for that matter.
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Still, I shall not get my therapy from Twilight.
10121134 That's very considerate of you. She can't fix everypony at the same time. Her methods are based on the one-on-one relationship.
reads the words "brown matter"
I think that's enough internet for today
Writing about how Twilight ats like a Skeksis and about how good the new miniseries is has made me want to watch the Drk Crystal on the Big Screen (I never saw it on the big screen before). Assuming that the theaters do not clase for stopping the Pandemic, I shall see the movie on the 25th. ¿Do you remember that I offered to take you to a prostitute if you are ever in Northern California? Now is your chance to guess where I live and which seat I chose:
Purchased Seat
I bought a ticket at the closest theater to me. ¿Can you guess in which town I live?
By the way, If you show up and ask for the freebie with a prostitute now, most have stopped taking customers for a while to keep from getting Acute Respiratory Syndrome Coronavirus 2 which causes Coronavirus Disease 2019. Because prostitutes are careful, they have lower rates of Sexually Transmitted Diseases than the general public, but influenzas, rhinoviruses, and coronaviruses are much more problematic because they are airborne and the clients are so close. The point is that I cannot get you laid for the time being. Sorry.
10127123 I remember and thank you for your offer. One can never have too much sex. Well, except for Trixie. She's gonna have way too much sex.
Have fun at the movies. Try to avoid Corona chan. She wants you. She wants all of us!
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Anyways, you're quite far away. Chances are we'll never meet and you'll never be able to give me sex even after Corona chan has her way with us. That's too bad because I trust your tastes.
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Okay.
It is too bad that you cannot come hither. Maybe, I could go thither, but you do not state where you live. ¿Did you guess my seat? Hint, only 1 seat is purchesed yet, so it just might be the purchased seat in the FrontRowCenter. ¿Did you guess in which town I live?
I bought a new BioHazardSuit. ¿What is your opinion?:
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10128376 Love the suit.
Anyways, the site you linked to didn't work for me. I can't guess your seat or the town.
If nobody else buys the ticket, you'll have the whole place to yourself.
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I am sorry that it did not work. Here is a link to the previous screen:
Choose a Seat
If that does not work, you will not be able to guess where I live.
I am still the only 1 who bought a ticket. If this keeps up, the theater might close due to lack of business because cinephiles are afraid of getting sick.
10128586 The link just shows me an empty page. Sorry.
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The server must know from your IP that you are in a different country, so not a real customer. I shall have to give other clues about where I live. I still do not know where you live, although I suspect a former Warsaw-Pact Country, but not a former Soviet republic. ¿Am I warm?
10129006 As far as I'm concerned, you live here:
https://www.fimfiction.net/user/64498/Walabio
I don't know what Warsaw-Pact Countries are, but I suspect you are close.
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Countries the Soviet Union occupied after the 2nd Worldwide War. The Soviet Union set up friendly governments which allied themselves to the Soviet Union in the mutual Defense-Treaty "Warsaw Pact".
Basically, after the 2nd Worldwide War, the United States and Members of the English Commonwealth set up friendly governments in the countries of Europe they occupied. These nations joined the NorthAtlantic TreatyOrganization (NATO). Nato and the Warsaw Pact opposed each other in the Cold War.
¿Was your country formally Fascist or occupied by conquering Fascists during the 2nd Worldwide War; but liberated by the Soviet Union, setting up a fiercely Communistic and ProSoviet Government, which allied itself militarily and economically to the Soviet Union, with its military using weapons from the Soviet Union and its allies?
A shorthand for Warsaw-Pact Countries is Eastern European Countries, but this is inaccurate:
The countries the United States and the the English Commonwealth Occupied are Western Europe. The Warsaw-Pact Countries, excluding the Soviet Union, are Central European Countries. The Former Soviet Republics west of the Urals are Eastern European Countries.
A better term would be Eastern-Block Countries, as the countries the Soviet Union occupied, and the Soviet Union itself formed 1 political economic military block after the 2 Worldwide War.
¿Do you remember that you talked me into watching the release of the Dark Crystal? I received an email from the company owning the local theater. I figured that it announced that the theater closes. It instead announced restrictions about how close people can sit together. Here is a screengrab::
movienewsletters.net/customers/cinemawest/blasts/20200313/message-from-the-CEO.jpg
Given that I am, so far, the only 1 to buy a ticket to the Dark Crystal, I believe that keeping patrons apart should be easy.
My 401K has taken a real beating:
A 401K is an investment-plan in the USA. It is designed to help people save for retirement. When one puts money into a 401K, one does not have to taxes on the money. If one waits until one is over 65-years old, one only pays taxes on the principal —— ¡not the interest! The money buys into an IndexFund (a fund consisting of many different stocks).
Everyone around here panics and liquidates their 401Ks because they want to get the money out of their 401Ks before the 401K looses all value. In order to prevent people using 401Ks for dodging taxes, if one taps a 401K before the age of 65, one must pay taxes on both the principal and interest. ¡Those panickers are idiots!:
When the stockmarket recovers in an year or 2, their 401Ks will be back to where they are plus interest. Indeed, if one puts money in to a 401K now, in an year or 2, it will double. That is why next time I get my disabilitypayment, I shall put a myriad (a fancy word for 10,000) dollars into it. In an year or 2, it will be over 2 myriad dollars. In a generation (a generation is a demographic term meaning 25 years), the myriad dollars could be over 100,000. U$D (no guarantees on the stockmarket, but thus is life).
10129204 My country did fight the Nazis, but we were never part of the Soviet Union.
Actually, I don't.
As for the interests on your investments, it's hard to know what will happen. Even if you 10x your investment, it will be for naught if the $ is without any value. What good is it to be a millionaire if a loaf of bread costs a billion $?
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Oh good, you fought the fascists instead of being a fascist country. ¿Did you fall to the fascist? or ¿did you keep them at bay? If you fell to the fascists, ¿did the Us and Britain liberate you? or ¿the Soviet Union? After the war, ¿did you join NATO and the European Union? the Warsaw Pact? or ¿were you neutral?
Yes, I know that it is hard to know what will happen with investments. The 401K uses an IndexFund:
An indexFund takes .1% of investments of those buying into it as fees for the financial institution and the rest goes into buying shares in every stock on the Fortune 500. The idea is that the markets go up and down on the short term but tend upward in the long term. basically, if one waits a decade or 2, one will generally end up with more money adjusted for inflation than if one just put the money into a standard bankaccount. This is historically true:
If one looks at decades of the 20th century, and run the numbers thus:
1900 to 1910, 1901 to 1911…, 1989 to 1999, 1990 to 2000, in 97% of af decal investments in IndexFunds beat both inflation and bankaccounts (only decades starting in the mid 1920s and ending in the mid 1930s, thus getting hit by the great depression, lost money). If one switches to generations (25 years), IndexFunds beat inflation and bankaccounts 100% of the time.
¿What is wrong with a little inflation? ¡Having to spend a thousand on a candybar is worth it if I get to be a millionaire!
You are right, we discussed how Twilight went from UrSkeks to Skeksis which got me interested in watching the rerelease of the Dark Crystal (it will be my 1st time seeing the Dark Crystal on the Big Screen). I recommend the new prequel miniseries of the Dark Crystal
IndexFund
10129932 For a time, we were occupied, but then we beat them out. No US, Britain or Soviet Union needed.
We are in NATO and EU. Not sure about the pacts.
For the economy, it should be positive that people are buying everything in sight because of the Corona Chan. Yet the market speaks a different story.
I know all about the index funds. I am the founder of SISTEM, after all.
I probably referenced the Dark Crystal in our discussions.
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I joined your group.
¿Are you in a former Yugoslavian Republic? I worked with a Macedonian Family for half a decade at a Burger King. They are good people.
Maybe, you are Albanian. ¿Are you Albanian?
The Yugoslavian Republics and Albania are in NATO and the European Union Now, but Yugoslavia had a complicated relationship with the Warsaw Pact in the Cold War and Albania was in the Warsaw Pact.
10130440 You sure know your history. Though, I'm not Albanian. They're quite close, though.
Do you think nationality is what defines a person?
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I shall guess that you are in a former Yugoslavian Republic. Yugoslavia never joined the Warsaw Pact, despite being a nominally communist country. Instead it forged its own path, and was quite successful under Tito:
That nice Macedonian family told me tales. Velika remembers best:
Velika was born in the 1950s. In the USA, we would call her a babyboomer. She said that under Tito, things were great. After his death, some started to believe that the Yugoslavian Republics should go their own way. This sounded good to her and many others —— ¡Macedonia could be its own country! ¡They were wrong!:
Yugoslavia was a single economic entity, and the Republics started squabbling over the boundaries. ¡The devolution of Yugoslavia just lead to everyone being poor and killing each other! She remembers the good-old-days under Tito when she was a young wife working in a rugfactory and everything was great. It was the civil war and economic upheaval which lead to the family leaving Macedonia and coming to the USA.
They, the familymembers, also taught me some Macedonian:
¡Dzravo! ¿Caco si?
I learned it by ear. I thought about looking up the proper written form on the Internet, but what I wrote reflects my terrible pronunciation.
Nationality does not define a person, unless one is a TrumpSupporter:
When people 1st started getting sick in Wuhan, it was obvious that it was a CoronaVirus. It took on the colloquial name CoronaVirus. later we determined that it is a new virus we named Acute Respiratory Syndrome Coronavirus 2 and we called the disease it causes Coronavirus Disease 2019; but colloquially however, we still call it CoronaVirus.
Trump and his supports, call it the ChinaVirus, the WuhanVirus, the Chinese Virus,, and the Foreign Virus. ¿How is this different from calling the Influenza Pandemic of 1918 the Spanish Flu?:
Because Spanish newspapers were not subject to wartimecensoreship, they reported the outbreak of influenza 1st. This lead to the colloquialism of Spanish Flu. We have the neutral term CoronaVirus; but sadly however, Trump and his buddies push the racist nationalist xenophobic terms hoping that they will become the new colloquial terms. ¡TrumpSupporters go around attacking people looking like they might have East Asian Ancestry! ¡This is deplorable!
Since I am not a deplorable, I do not believe that the nation of birth defines one.
10131184 You're quite perceptive and knowledgeable.
Though I'm not a Macedonian, I can probably fix this for you:
Zdravo! Kako si?
(Hello! How are you?)
Anyways, I don't feel like a citizen of a country. Instead, I'm a member of the world.
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You are a citizen of the world.
I looked it up after posting, to avoid the temptation of fixing it, so I know. My pronunciation is terrible.
1 of the instructors who taught me Esperanto was the Croatian Spomenka Ŝtimec. ¿Are you, like she, Kroatian? If so, she can teach you Esperanto. Then we can converse as equals instead of 1 of us having to learn the language of the other (Esperanto is the universal 2nd language of all). I was about to post the comment, when I remembered that the orthography of her name was in Esperanto. I checked and it is Spomenka Štimec in Croatian. ¡Croatians flip the hats on the letters!
If I am wrong, ¡only 4 more Former Yugoslavian Republics to go!
10131402 I'm not Croatian, either. Do you have to figure out my nationality?
Esperanto was a good idea, but it didn't work out. Knowing English turned out to be a better choice than knowing Esperanto. So, I'll stick with my English.
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I do not have to figure out your nationality, but I am so close; ¡I started off with about 200 countries (we have cases like Taiwan claiming to be its own country, but China claiming that it is a province of China), but have eliminated all but 4 candidates! If you want, I shall stop guessing:
¿Would you kindly like me to stop guessing?
Esperanto is a great idea. We are all equals. If it would not have been for France, it would have been the language of the League of Nations, with a recommendation that all children learn it as a universal 2nd language for all:
Founding nations of the League of Nations agreed to found the League of nations by having the ability to veto proposals they do not like. Every other nation on Earth could agree to something, but just 1 founding member could veto it. A majority of nations wanted Esperanto as a common language for use in proceedings of the League of nations and were willing to teach it in their schools and recommend that other nations teach their children Esperanto. France wanted the League of Nations to use French and for every country to teach its children French, so unilaterally vetoed the use of Esperanto in the League of Nations and the recommendation that all children learn Esperanto. Something similar happened in the United Nations, but with the English Commonwealth and the United States of America:
The founding nations of the United Nations put themselves on the Security Council, which can veto. The English Commonwealth (the former colonies of England) and the United States of America vetoed the use of Esperanto.
I work on a crossover post for SISTEM, tSGtE, and Atheists Bronies. It should be up before t5he weekend is over. It covers investing, skepticism, and atheism.
Sonoma County just announced that events above 250 people are no longer allowed. It is a good thing that I am still the only 1 with a ticket for the show.
By the way, ¿can you guess where I live? Given that I definitely did not drop any clues in this post at all whatsoever, it might be hard.
10131515 Kindly please stop guessing. You're just a smidge away from stripping my anonymity.
Speaking of, I'm pretty sure you're from America.
In the past, Esperanto was a valid player. Times changed. Nowadays, English is the number one language. I suspect it will stay that way.
As for your cinema, I hope you have fun. But don't get too comfortable. The Coronavirus = COVID-19 = BommerDoomer can survive on the surfaces up to two days.
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Okay, no more guessing. It is too bad because I love solving mysteries. I guess that I get to be Michæl Collins:
Michæl Collins was the CommandModulePilot of Apollo 11. He travelled almost to the Moon, but stoped with just .1% of the journey left. The disappointment ws so great that he left NASA, started Genesis, and had a solocareer too. The musician and the astronaut definitely are the same person.
You can keep guessing about me. Indeed, I left a locationclue in my last post. You are right about the nation, but the clue will allow you to narrow it down to a few potential towns.
People that Language X will rule forever, but as soon as the Empire backing it fell, so did the language. ¿Do you remember French, which France pushed in the League of Nations? It is still around, but internationally but much less important. Esperanto does not have that problem because it is neutral.
¡2 Days on surfaces! ¡But I love lickinging random surfaces!
I shall now read the new chapter.
10131855 I'm sorry for spoiling your mystery. You're welcome to continue it via PM. I can share anything you wish to know. I wouldn't want to be responsible for Apollo 11 like tragedy.
As for your location, my guess would be that you're from Sonoma (not that I know where that is).
English is now the prime language of the internet. I have a hard time seeing the internet fall. English might be here to stay.
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I am in a county called Sonoma. ¿However did you guess?
As the USA and the UK continue to fall, English may lose its hegemony. Given that the Russian Federation is behind BrExit and Trump, perhaps Russian will be the next dominant language. ¿Do you remember when Mongolian was the dominant language?
I shall guess in PMs. I believe that I can guess your location in just 4 more guesses or fewer.
10131893 Yes, you might be right. Though, I think Chinese has a greater chance to be the world language than Russian.