Anon finds out he can never go home, which means he can now focus on his love life with horses.
Anon is pretty relatable in this chapter.
TONIGHT'S SPECIAL: WHISKEY AND CHOCOLATE REJECTION CUPCAKES! 5 BITS EACH.
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"Please," she said, leaning closer. "Call me Luna. Though, I wouldn't mind being called 'Your Royal Sexiness' when we're alone, later tonight,"
10/10
You grasp your throbbing cock as you move on to the next photo.
N-no I don't. You can't prove that.
I made multiple weird sounds somewhere between a trumpet and a laugh reading this. It’s honestly pure comedy gold.
9925747Glad to hear that.
Poor Luna, I feel bad for her.
Anypony (or human) who breaks Luna's heart should have their face eaten off by Tibbles.
I'd honestly read a whole story with nothing but the speed dating sections.Comedy gold right there
9927799Don't, she got all the whiskey cupcakes. The fiend.
Speed Dating. really? did they expect this to end well? at this point it would be like throwing him in a shark tank to teach him to swim.
Listen, in a way jerking it to a girl could just be a great compliment. Out of all the porn, she was sploosh of the day.
Pinkie knows how to run a proper speed dating service.
When it was Ms. Harshwhinny's turn, I would say "if you keep treating these like interviews for a job, you will be single for live."
You know if you began to explain mathematical principals to Miss Harshwinny, she'd probably paint what ever was behind her....
And it wouldn't be red.
Anon is pretty relatable in this chapter.
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10/10
N-no I don't. You can't prove that.
I made multiple weird sounds somewhere between a trumpet and a laugh reading this. It’s honestly pure comedy gold.
9925747
Glad to hear that.
Poor Luna, I feel bad for her.
Anypony (or human) who breaks Luna's heart should have their face eaten off by Tibbles.
I'd honestly read a whole story with nothing but the speed dating sections.
Comedy gold right there
9927799
Don't, she got all the whiskey cupcakes. The fiend.
Speed Dating. really? did they expect this to end well? at this point it would be like throwing him in a shark tank to teach him to swim.
Listen, in a way jerking it to a girl could just be a great compliment. Out of all the porn, she was sploosh of the day.
Pinkie knows how to run a proper speed dating service.
When it was Ms. Harshwhinny's turn, I would say "if you keep treating these like interviews for a job, you will be single for live."
You know if you began to explain mathematical principals to Miss Harshwinny, she'd probably paint what ever was behind her....
And it wouldn't be red.