The number of concussions Rainbow Dash had sustained in drunken dares proved the concept that either pegasi had levels of durability that hadn’t been documented thoroughly or Rainbow Dash had an exceptionally hard head.

Possibly both.

Probably both.

Exactly .

This is wonderful! I have been eagerly awaiting your next story.

Ooh, this is gonna be good.

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Heeeee~! Twilight's inner monologue was so fun. Especially thinking about her friends~!

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No pressure~! Gotta start on the next one already~? Slavedriver~! :3

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:3 :3 :3

“Charming Weaver’s Academy For Young Mares,” Twilight growled, her hand clenching around the bottle at the memories. “Why they forced those skirts on us I’ll never know…”

Having no experience or knowledge of 'finishing schools', what's the difference between them and regular high schools? Are they ultra-strict there, or something?

Also, personally speaking, girls just look so much better with skirts than with pants; skirts and dresses are feminine, while pants and shorts used to be very masculine articles of clothing before women made them more androgynous. I still see pants and shorts as such, leading to me not liking them on girls as much as skirts and dresses.

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Finishing schools are also known as "charm schools," hun~! They're not around a lot anymore, but it was for super rich families to send their daughters to so they knew all the secret upper society crap they had to do when they went to fancy balls or dinner or whatevs. For here, it's kinda like to drive home how to behave in proper society and culture (and how not to ever give into being horny~!)

The skirts thing wasn't about pants, but Twi's thinking actually that the skirts they were required to wear were super short~! Like, sex-fantasy schoolgirl short, as opposed to something sane. Why~? Uh... because I like the idea?

I blame Spike for everything that's about to happen. Not that that's really "blame" per se (maybe that should be "thank", hehe), given that this is a Honey story, lol. But still, he handled that all kinds of wrong.

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If it helps, he'll get a chance to make up for it~!

Another night to herself. And her books. And… maybe… a few memories…

Twilight being repressed is the saddest timeline. I wish I could be there for her! Poor thing...

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Don't fret~! She'll be happy enough soon~!

That could be the entire basis for Rainbow’s on-and-off relationship with Applejack,

“Kinda the point, Twi,” Spike said with a sigh. “When are you gonna talk about what happened with Luna and the girls?”

“Our family has owns a good quarter of the land between here and Tall Tale,” Twilight continued.

Now, all she needed was some time in the library so she could see if she could transform a nightmare into a dream.

Lemme know about spelling stuff by PM plz~!

You can’t edit PMs and I find errors as I read.