Sorry about the delay. Stuff and things.
I want to thank everyone who helped me edit and I apologize if I missed any errors.
I hope you enjoy/ed the horse on catbird action!

Goooooooood. I like the Rita's point of view of when she started losing it.

When Rita slapped her talons over the laser pointer I laughed out loud, love those little touches.

Awww yaaaaa

I am loving this story

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So where's that REAL comment, hmm?
HMMMMMMM?

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To be fair, he was SORTA right about Rita. I mean, ponies lives are going to worse because she goes around doing her thing.
He just kinda jumped the gun based on a gut feeling is all.
But yeah, glad you enjoyed it. That particular bit went through a lot of revisions ranging from Stag originally being a petty thug who went with Rita just to rob her, to him being a hero who was secretly just a psycho, to what we have now with him being a brutal hero of the Wasteland and trying to take down Rita because she IS a villain.
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Consult your doctor.
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She's fun to write, even when losing her mind.
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I actually was going to make that go on longer, but I figured a quick joke would be better. Just a little nudge and a wink can sometimes be more effective than a pie in the face.
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Glad you enjoyed it. I think you're enjoying it. It's hard to tell.
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Cool!

Another fun chapter. I know I sound like broken record by now, but Rita continues to be awesome. I think this chapter's crowing moment of humor was when she took delight in Tap noticing her claw polish, instead of taking it as the criticism he meant it to be

I have to say, for a spontaneous, born out of boredom hookup those two are quite passionate together and behave like they're with a lover they trust. Maybe that's just part of the appeal of those two.

And again the action was fun, too. Nice to Rita having her Dash comics now. But I'm still waiting for an Iron Stag cyborg show up in their future

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First off, thanks for reading/commenting and I'm glad you're still enjoying it.

Hah, yeah Rita loves her nail polish and loves it when folks notice pretty things about her.

To be fair, Rita just wanted a quick roll in the hay, but Tap changed the game by being an honest to goodness gentleman in bed (or on cave floor as the case may be). So it turned out to be more of a romp then Rita had in mind AND he ended up doing some stuff that she really likes without her even saying anything (kissing a lot, touching the back of her neck, etc).

In short, the pair are just naturally good together.

Also cyborgs are an urban myth. And surely NO ONE COULD HAVE SURVIVED THAT.

Alright, I had originally read the third chapter first, and now that I've gone back and read the first two chapter and reread this one, a lot of what Rita's doing has much more weight behind it. You know, what with the whole Stag thing.

"So, close to two hundered years ago, Equestria got cooked in the war. I don't see why everyone makes such a big deal over this! The Equestrian Wastes hold opportunities unlike anything that ever existed before the war. All a griffon needs is a few smarts, a bit of luck, and the right hired gun. If she's got those three things, I'm thinking she could take the whole kit and caboodle..."

"Anyway, I'm Rita! Nice to meet'cha!"

The prequel and tie-in to Anywhere But Here, Odds and Ends tells the episodic adventures of the brilliant, but unhinged griffon named Paharita and her borderline psychotic partner, Double Tap.

The twisted pair will journey all over the Equestrian Wasteland to uncover ancient tabloids, battle cyborg zombies, destabilize communities, engage in medical malpractice, have high noon shoot-outs, write bad fanfiction, and get laid. They will kill, steal from, or screw anything and anyone, all in the the pursuit of the only thing that matters: More.

Who says the post apocalypse can't be fun?

watch them write bad fanfiction?

Im in!

I must say that i have enjoyed this much more that i have though that I would. Thank you for that. Will there ever be more chapters? Because the whole idea behind this is just amazing, extremely interesting and rare, thus worth reading.

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I'm working on the next chapter right now actually. Sorry about the stupid-long wait.

2229855 Dont worry ... knowing you are working on it is enough. That mens it will come sooner or later and i am looking forward to it ;)