Derpy walked along the path she had for the last 400 years. Walk two blocks past Sugar Cube Corner, a right at the Ponyville Library and a mile past that to the Ponyville Post Office #4.
"Hey Derpy!" Pinkie Pie yelled from the kitchen window of Sugar Cube Corner. She tossed a bag of muffins out the window and Derpy happily caught them. That was one of the two things that she never lied about....her love for the muffin.
"Thanks Pinkie!" That was number two....she never lied about her voice. The same deeper tone than most mares that she had since she was just a filly. She thought it was weird, but every pony seemed to love it.
God, how long do I have to keep up this blonde act. Derpy may have seemed alright on the outside, but inside she was fighting back her urge to drag some pony into the shadows of an ally and ripping their throat out. Such is the drama of hiding your inner demons....literally.
"Derpy! Rainbow Dash needs your help over at town hall! You go there today and be back here tomorrow!" The post master yelled as she walked into the building.
"Ok!" She dashed out the door towards town hall. Rainbow Dash, remind me to thank your flank for getting me out of work today. She ran all the way there and, just to keep up her guise, slammed right into Rainbow Dash sending her flying into the wall.
"WAAAA!!!!!" Rainbow cried as she smashed throw the wall of town hall. "What the fuck was that!" She poked her head out through the wall. "Oh, it's just you Derpy."
"Yep!" Derpy called out as she flew up and grabbed a cloud that was hovering a few feet away from the building.
"Ugh, just stay up there Derpy and...I don't know...jump on the cloud or something." She said as she started to hang up a banner across town hall's entrance. It was the day that Applejack was going off to compete in a rodeo of some kind, Derpy didn't know nor did she give a fuck.
"Ok, Rainbow Dash!" She started to jump on the cloud, sending a few bolts of lightning flying off in a few different directions. One went flying off at Rainbow Dash just as she was starting to finish nailing the banner to the building.
She barely dodged the bolt as it shot out at her. "Now, careful Derpy! Don't want to do anymore damage than you've already done." Rainbow Dash pointed at the roof of town hall, which was on the verge of collapsing in on it's self. Derpy took this as a challenge to test the limits of her indifference.
She continued to bounce on her cloud. "I just don't know what went wrong!" She bounced a couple more times before getting shocked by the lightning that had built up in the cloud. This time she wasn't acting as she tried to keep her balance on the cloud with a singed look to her.
"Yeah, it's a mystery." She said as she pushed the last nail in. Oh, Rainbow, your just making this way to easy for me!
"Nice work, Rainbow Dash!" She said as she floated backwards towards one of the support pillars and barely bumped it with her flank. But thanks to her strength, it was easily knocked off of it's supports. She tried to keep herself from laughing as she watched Rainbow Dash fly down and try to catch it before it crashed down to the....too late
CRASH!!!!! Derpy floated down to the large hole in the ground where the pillar (and Rainbow) crashed through. Once again. To. Easy
"You ok, Rainbow Dash. Anything I can do to help!?"
Just want to point out that current cover picture is Derpy Omega by Slugbox
http://slugbox.deviantart.com/art/Derpy-Omega-286492046
!WARNING! Other art from Slugbox contains NSFW content. You have been warned.
Just thought I would let everyone know where you got that wonderful picture. Besides, it's good to tell where one acquired their pictures from.
1731331 an excelent point....would add it but my phone barely lllet me suubmit this let alone make edits....will add that next time i can reach a computer!
1731349
No problem ^w^ Least I helped you out a bit there.
smashed throw the wall of town hall.
through?
1731613 Sorry i Wrote that at 4 am
Interest has been awoken only thing I will say is make the chapters a bit longer, and I'm expecting Hellsing references!
1731669 will do....these first ones weren't ment to be very long and the next chapter is when the action starts. Also if uur talkinng Van Hellsing then yes several reference might be made.....if your talking Hellsing the anime...might make a couple of Alucard references idk yet ^^
Either really, Van Hellsing (cause he basically gave Dracula the finger) and Alucard (for being the best anime anti-hero ever)
Either way, I'm looking forward to this, the fact she's fighting her vampiric urges is a good story plot point.
Carry on sir!!
Prologue was interesting, this chapter was hilarious. Loved it, added to favorites and Read Later. I like the idea of the story, how she's hiding the fact that she's a vampony and all. Can't wait to see how this turns out
Oh my.
1337 total word count.
Liked just for that.
1734104 yeah but by the end of the story it shouuld be lik 13 k +
I like the art...the story is interesting and promising...there's only one thing I've to know before I read this....
How much gore will be there?
This amount:
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OR this amount:
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Please tell me. I'm not a gore fan...I like blood and entrails as much as the next guy, but if it is too much...I'd rather pass.
there will be about half that or alil more.....i usually do'nt use alot of gore
Impresive will look forward to it
The nightmare will devour your derp
1806584 words of wisdom
1806794 Indeed been a long time soul edge fan since i played soul calibur 2 nightmare being my favorite character
1817392 agreed
1817998 When will the next chapter be up?
1819747 Wednesday or Thursday
1819833 IT IS FRIDAY
1837755 sorry....was going to post today at school....but didn't expect to be under lockdown and have Aberdeen SWAT at my school due to threats against the school (some idiot posted on fb that they wwere going to shoot up my school)..... and i wasn't able to get anything done...
im sorry everypony
1838535 It cool srry
So when is the new chapter bro?
WHEN YOU VAMPIRIC LITTLE
I - I'm sorry i snapped like that
1862795 i-it's ok.....and i have it written i just can't post it until i get to a computer....it won't save any of my work from my phone and it sucks ....im sorry that yoou have to wait
1862854 I understand bro and so i occupy my time by watching the My Roommate series and haylo
Also how do vampires die in your stories by the way
1877443 Stakes, Garlic, Silver, Entering a private place uninvited, being out in the sun without proper magic protection, removall of the head, destruction of the heart, exorcism, bbanishment, blood loss, drinking dirty blood....etc etc etc.
1878116 So the usual stuff thanks and by the way can i borrow your derpy for a while
1880707 yes you may
Dude when will the second chapter be up or are you on hiatus pls don't be on hiatus it saddens pinkie and applebloom
2099956 don't worry your pretty llittle head....i've got 6549 words with around3500 more tto go before the chapter is done
I noticed a few errors in spelling in grammer, but nothing horrible. The story overall seems to go quickly, perhaps you could slow down.
Oh, and WRITE CHAPTER 3 NOW
2172954 thnks for not being too critical on errors....grammar is my fault but spelling is mostlly because my phone likes too double ty9pe letters and the keyboard is small :/
the first 2 chapters were ment to be fast paced,but chapter 3 on will be alot longer and slow paced....and chapter 3 is about 17000 words and continuing so expect it in the next week or so
You should write more of this.
2416838 I have it written and there is some flank kicking action in it... but the problem is finding the time to post...its hard to write on my phone and I have no home internets....and the fact that my school has blocked the site means I can only add stuff every couple of weekday...but I'm getting a yaps membership and I will try to post updates every week or so...but don't worry the show will go on