Can attest that old book smell is a huge turnon. It's more than just lignin.

Aw. I was hoping for steamy, spontaneous, unprotected first time sex :(

Also, while it makes "sense" That sneaky forced birth control really seems fucked up. It reminds me of half life 2 and combine suppressing human reproduction alltogether

He now smelled like old library. Little bits of old paper clung to him. That had to help, right?

Wow. You're pretty desperate.

Stupid evolutionary imperatives. She knew about sex. All about it. Got the lecture from her mom. Read a dozen books. Heck, more like a dozen dozen. In years past, Twilight had cast scrying spells and seen her parents make love, and watched her brother and the foalsitter, Cadance, together. She learned a lot that way. Specifically, she learned she didn't want to have sex. It seemed... messy. Icky. Squelchy. Time consuming, time away from her studies.

Oh wow, Twilight, don't you know of social etique—

Oh wait, this is young Twilight I'm talking about.

He looked at the book and read, "'The library is the temple of learning, and learning has liberated more ponies than all the wars in history.'"

Ok, this strategy actually has a great chance of working

Brain here, messages received and understood.

Heck, he just wanted to get his willy wet. Even one of the weird ones like Moon Dancer or Twilight Sparkle could handle that . He wasn't picky.

Heh, you're young, so I can understand, but I advise that you think of mares not as some kind of trophies or goals, but as, well, living ponies.

Though really, the only reason I'm saying this is I'm indignant on Twilight's behalf since you seem to be thinking of her like a consolation prize.

She's a lovely and great mare in her own right, you know?

Says the guy reading this clopfic.

Shut up, me, I'm trying to be wise-esque, here.

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Agreed she is a great mare in her own right and it bugs me to see this colt thinking of her as some kind of prize or object, worse that he isn't even really into her but sees her as better than nothing.
That being said, I do sort of understand how he feels, despite all the teasing I have gotten from my family over the years I am still very much a human being with all the quirks and foibles therein.

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Agreed! I left their ages deliberately ambiguous (didn't want this fic added to the extra-naughty groups), but Almonds's thought processes were intended to display immaturity. He'll grow out of it, we can all hope.

Azure Almonds, the lone unicorn offspring a large earth pony family, sat at a study desk in the dorm, trying to read his History of Magic book.

Haha, blue nuts/ blue balls.

OMC, I can't imagine this ploy not working. But if it doesn't work with Twi maybe he could PM me? heh

So, young unicorns get horny? Who would have thought!

Makes sense that Twilight would find sex icky and too... well, carnal, too.

Twilight realized that, for the last seven minutes and twelve seconds, she had not actually been reading the advanced calculus book.

Wow, she's keeping track of the seconds she's been staring at that picture without even realizing she's been staring at that picture?

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