Congrats on your first story.

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Well thank you. I hope you enjoyed the read. I will be posting more later.

Two questions, one: In this universe, Equestria Girls never happen?

And two: Did Anon, by accident grope Celestia teats? with a follow-up question, did Celestia just lactated?

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First: I was going with basically Equestria girl didn't happen or wasn't really apart of the main canon.
Second: I was more going he touched her... womanly area piercing it a bit.

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Ah, I understand…but you have to remember if it was a free fall, downwards…it would have probably hurt a lot (i think) because that area is usually pretty sensible. I was thinking a teat wouldn't hurt as much, and if it was that area Celestia would have voiced her opinion of gasp, pain or moan.

…unless, oh. Are you aiming that Celestia might enjoy been treated a bit harsh in her "ahem", noble place?

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I mean.....Only time with tell my good man.

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Fair, enough. So far so good, and there is still a lot of things to see how things develop, one of the questions I keep asking me in this kind of stories, is how magic interacts with us humans, in a war of the worlds kind of way. We are still, after all, an unknown organism to their world so anything can happen. For now only time will tell

You forgot to put the 'second person' tag on this.

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I added the tag I didn't even know there was one for that. Thank you.

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I'm helping! :D

There is a nice bit of comedy running through this.
Kudos to you.

Unfortunately, there are a bunch of issues.
Some things aren't worded right and some sentences are started with the same word one after another.
If you can, see if you can get your work edited before you post.
This will give a better impression and help readers enjoy your work.

I gave you an upvote because I had a good time reading this chapter.

That was a awesome and sweet start, now I can't wait to see where this goes (no rush).

She got out from atop of you as you sat up not making any sudden movements waiting for her to scream out for the guards. She didn’t scream. She simply looked you over making sure you weren’t seriously hurt from the fall, the whole time not making eye contact with you as she cleared her throat. “I…I think that’s enough for today. You can see the gardens tomorrow. We both should both get some rest.” She stated the blush still invading her face as she quickly just went down stairs almost like she was running away from you.

So let me get this straight, they take a fall down the stairs, the human takes a blow to the head and likely has suffered from some kind of head trauma, and she doesn't get a medical evac for the human? Not even a medical examination? I mean granted, he's an alien, but surely the vets would be well versed in mammalian biology to determine if he needs treatment! Makes me wonder if she treats her foreign dignitaries that way too.