26 Short Stories of Equestria

by TPC-2k16

Cranky Doodle uses the Wrong Deodorant

Cranky Doodle is in his bathroom, in front of the bathroom mirror, opening up the medicine cabinet and taking out a stick of deodorant, soon later, he puts on his usual, daily dose of deodorant.

After finishing and putting the deodorant stick back in the medicine cabinet, Cranky walks out of the bathroom, into the kitchen, where his wife Matilda is.

She takes one long sniff of him as he enters. “My my. You smell rather awfully feminine today.”

“Really? Wouldn’t know why.” Cranky said back, putting on his usual wig, about to head out.

“Oh, while you’re out. You wouldn’t mind picking up another one of your deodorant. You could use another stick.”

“Don’t need it. I still have plenty more.” Cranky says right before he opens the front door.

“Really? When I checked earlier, you were basically all out.”

“All out? But if my deodorant is all out, then what did I-“ Cranky is interrupted by his own thought.

“Well, now at least I know that you still have enough, dear.”