I could already start feeling my brain shut down. I was starting to panic. My thoughts began to loop. I sat there on the path and tried to calm down as this ... this new set of information flooded in and demanded attention. My distress attracted attention though. A couple of visibly female locals came over, asking if I was alright. I didn't respond at first, still in my shut down state. They decided to take matters into their own hands and picked me up, and I robotically walked with them to the local clinic.

I don't think a distressed person would let themselves be picked up.

"Hi! We came as soon as we could." The pink one bobbed around, all smiles and joy. She introduced herself and Twilight, the latter of whom was a short distance away, waiting for Pinkie as this was her expertise.

why are they here?

"Well, yes. Her name is Starlight Glimmer. She was ... well, asking for a boyfriend and all I could say was find him yourself. Males are rare here, only one in ten in the populace around here. Seems she ... must have used a spell to get one."

When you think about it story wise, that's literally stupid as shit. It would be more understandable if she summoned him because of the male population shortage and they need a compatible sperm donor or something. But this, this is just selfishness.

" YOU INBRED TRAIN STATION WHORE! "

The story earns a like from me just for this alone 💀💀

Little did I know, Pinkie would become my touchstone to sanity.

When this is your end line for a chapter only one thing comes to mind. " Aaaaaaaaaaahhhhhhhh!!!!!! Abandon the fic! Pinkie's the same one! Oh God save us all!!!!!!!! "

Joking aside this looks interesting. Onward to chapter two!

i want to see more just because of the line
Little did I know, Pinkie would become my touchstone to sanity.