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Darqfang343


Crossing worlds, kicking flank, taking names, and generally trying to stay afloat in life. That's me in a nutshell.

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"You stupid goat fucker! Do you have any idea what you have done!? Do I need to explain any further you insolent son of a bitch!?"

My ADHD replaced the last words with son of a goat.

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Lol. Thanks for making me laugh. That sounds more like dyslexia but if ADHD can do that, I am amazed. It also made me think of the Three Amigos movie.

This is interesting because not many of these stories ever finish where The main character is still human

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Minor spoiler

James will stay human.

Since this is a futa story, are you going to make the MC a bottom? That's how it usually goes.

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To be honest, I am going to have different relationship dynamics.

One partner of the MC will strictly be a bottom for him, regardless of her gender.
One will be a switch and alternate
One will definitely be a top.
The list can go on depending on how many mares I put into this herd, though I will be limiting it to only some of the Mane Six and not all of them.

I kinda envision a herd with different sexual relationships between the partners. You can top on a futa and still have a cock in the butt. However, you would assume the top rider and be the dominant force in the encounter. Not to mention the fact that my futanari girls are technically hermaphrodites, and still have a vagina that can be put to use by a male human.

The point is, no two relationships will be exactly alike, and I intend for at least one regular mare to be included in the fornication.

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So a switch is pretty much what you're saying?

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Yeah. He is going to be a switch. And let's be honest: straight bottom all the time is boring.

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Eh I'm a pure top so that kinda kills it for me but you do you.

Don't much care the the porn part, but the concept is fascinating!

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To each their own I say. I intend the story to be about more the differences and difficulties he has while sprinkling in the NSFW parts as his romantic interests adapt to his new home. No really high adventure, just an unwilling immigrant in a strange land getting used to how things work in the place he finds himself in. I will admit that some parts will be pretty heavy fetish fuel, but I will do my best to have them not be the focus.

Next to arrive was the farmer Applejack. And the two of us instantly did not see eye to eye. Despite being an honest working mare, hence how she earned the Element of Honesty, owning an orchard and farm with her family, and being a beefy as hell futa similar to Twilight, it was clear Applejack didn't trust me. Especially after she heard how rude I was to both Twilight and Starlight Glimmer. Needless to say, Twilight was only able to keep Applejack calm by explaining that I had no choice in being in this world. While it did calm her to an extent, she made it clear to me that she was going to keep an eye on me, and to not visit her farm unless it was for business.

Figures, there usually must be one pony that doesn't trust the human for weak or no good reason because cliché.

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Well, if I had them all like him from the start it would make things boring. And usually it is Rainbow Dash that is the mistrustful one.

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I'm pretty sure the culture clash is enough to prevent that, but to each their own. As for Rainbow, yeah that is one aspect of Hie that I hate the most, since it usually involves violence with her, which is why I can tolerate Applejack doing it here. Here's hoping if they do settle their differences she admits he had every right to be angry at Starlight.

Comment posted by SUPERETHAN2 deleted Sep 30th, 2021

I could already start feeling my brain shut down. I was starting to panic. My thoughts began to loop. I sat there on the path and tried to calm down as this ... this new set of information flooded in and demanded attention. My distress attracted attention though. A couple of visibly female locals came over, asking if I was alright. I didn't respond at first, still in my shut down state. They decided to take matters into their own hands and picked me up, and I robotically walked with them to the local clinic.

I don't think a distressed person would let themselves be picked up.

"Hi! We came as soon as we could." The pink one bobbed around, all smiles and joy. She introduced herself and Twilight, the latter of whom was a short distance away, waiting for Pinkie as this was her expertise.

why are they here?

"Well, yes. Her name is Starlight Glimmer. She was ... well, asking for a boyfriend and all I could say was find him yourself. Males are rare here, only one in ten in the populace around here. Seems she ... must have used a spell to get one."

When you think about it story wise, that's literally stupid as shit. It would be more understandable if she summoned him because of the male population shortage and they need a compatible sperm donor or something. But this, this is just selfishness.

" YOU INBRED TRAIN STATION WHORE! "

The story earns a like from me just for this alone 💀💀

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Bonus points for it being an actual insult in Russian

"What? Why would you turn her down? She's not a bad mare. Nice cock." Rainbow said.

I just realized he didn't explain that females back home don't have dicks. You would think that would be on his list of reasons

Comment posted by Darqfang343 deleted Oct 1st, 2021

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And fixed. Yeah. Should have included that.

I know I should use my imagination. But I would like to know exactly how big everyone's package is when they are mentioned they are a futa. It just helps me out. Otherwise when use say huge I think of someone who shouldn't be able to walk. I will still try to use my imagination if you don't want to do measurements.

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That's a fair point to be honest. I will probably include actual sizes in the next chapter to clear things up when I introduce some new characters.

That lack of responsibility was what rankled me something fierce. I then ran out of the room, crying again, leaving the stunned ponies in silence. I was gently escorted to a room and I slumped on my bed as I tried to get used to my life now. I discovered I could write in English still, thankfully enough, so I wrote an apology letter, explaining to Starlight that I had been terribly upset and I didn't deal with emotions well. Starlight and I didn't speak though for a day, and emotions had been high. I was mostly focused on getting settled in. However, her attempt at apologizing was ... something else...

Like bruh, you could've at least add some dialogue on how the conversation went 🤦‍♂️

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If you read further, her apology is detailed in the section after.

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No I meant for when they first meet, that dialog is important for the story

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Oooooh. Okay. I might need to add that in.

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And adjusted. Yeah, this is very much a work in progress

"Yes. We're lucky the Map found him."

Wait, how DID the map find him? I don’t think the show said anything about the map able to locate people?

"Starlight. This fell in Stalliongrad." Twilight announced to her fuchsia coated apprentice. Starlight Glimmer blinked at me. Like Twilight, she was also a hermaphrodite, but on a smaller scale. She was also holding an ice pack to her head.

Or

"Starlight. This is James, he fell in Stalliongrad." Twilight introduced to her fuchsia coated apprentice. Starlight Glimmer blinked at me. Like Twilight, she was also a hermaphrodite, but on a smaller scale. She was also holding an ice pack to her head.

Listen, there's alot of things wrong with this story, so I suggest you should get a proofreader or someone to proofread these chapters before you publish them

"I was ... trying to see who my true lover would be. I wanted to see who I would be able to date and would never leave me."

Was Starlight dating in this universe?

You see, Heartsong is the natural harmony magic of the world of Equestria resonating itself in its inhabitants in song, able to replicate the exact music of the singers and it reverberated through ponies, encouraging them to dance and sing along.

How he knows this is just beyond me at this point.

Soooo when's the new update

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Not really, but I can fill in until you can find someone.

Next to arrive was the farmer Applejack. And the two of us instantly did not see eye to eye. Despite being an honest working mare, hence how she earned the Element of Honesty, owning an orchard and farm with her family, and being a beefy as hell futa similar to Twilight, it was clear Applejack didn't trust me. Especially after she heard how rude I was to both Twilight and Starlight Glimmer. Needless to say, Twilight was only able to keep Applejack calm by explaining that I had no choice in being in this world. While it did calm her to an extent, she made it clear to me that she was going to keep an eye on me, and to not visit her farm unless it was for business.

I don't think she really minds him coming to the farm, she just wants to keep eye on him.

Little did I know, Pinkie would become my touchstone to sanity.

When this is your end line for a chapter only one thing comes to mind. " Aaaaaaaaaaahhhhhhhh!!!!!! Abandon the fic! Pinkie's the same one! Oh God save us all!!!!!!!! "

Joking aside this looks interesting. Onward to chapter two!

This is pretty cool and I hope you make more.

i want to see more just because of the line
Little did I know, Pinkie would become my touchstone to sanity.

Comment posted by Acetureeye deleted January 19th
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