This chapter is incredibly funny. <3

... and yeah, AJ really does need to get laid. XD

The most unsettling thing about this is that their dialogue is flawlessly in-character.

Cocks ahoy. Dear god I've found my new catchphrase.

This may be one of the funniest fics I've ever read.

I honestly don't know if I've ever seen dialogue this PERFECT before. Sleeplessbrony, you never cease to amaze me!

even tho this is a clop.....this was fucking hilarious.....

Buwhahaha. "cocks" used in a polite non sexual manner in a clop fic, well something close to one.

Love it by the way. Strange cross between comedy and smut.

Omg like every 10 words there is something to do with sex lOl

Oh sexual comedy. Is there anything you can't improve?

Tickets to the Apples and Apple acsessories show?

I SEW WHAT YOU DID THERE

SEE*

Actually, It's a convention, not a show.

Plot down, now for the clop.

This is the funniest thing EVER!

Pfft... *laughs for 5 minutes straight* oh WOW... now comes the hard part: deciding to read the clopfic part of it or not...

So, is this still in the same universe as Romance Reports?

DAMN YOU i woke up my mum from laughing

So when does Pinkie Pie die? If this is in continuity, you made her and that school teacher dead. And every character a slut.

So, the element of loyalty just want to fuck and run? What is this crap?

Oh my god, I don't think I've read anything this goddamn funny in months. The fact that it's all in character makes so much more hilarious. XD

61320 I agree with you. After the contract these were my thoughts "man what a awesome episo-" then thats when I remembered that this was a fanfic and not an episode.

61347 Ditto but I'll use when I am wing-manning

To the writer: I am gonna bucking watch you man. Made my night fun with this single chapter and theres still another one *Fluttershy yay* Thank you for a good read.

-66

THE SIGNS!!! (still laughing) ooooooooh the signs. Very funny so far lets see where it goes.

This HAS to be one of the funniest things I've ever red. EVER. Five, ten,fifteen, a bazillion stars. Have all of them. And an Instant Watch

COCKS AHOY!

Yeah, got nothin else to say, too busy laughing.

Lol.

'“You mean to tell me,” she whispers, “That you haven’t had a real willie inside you?”'
'"Extra-retard foals!"'
'“Cocks Ahoy!” Pinkie bounces and yells.
They share a sloppy victory kiss and take off down the road.'

OH GOD MY SPHINCTER HURTS FROM LAUGHING.
This is the greatest fanfiction ever written.
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THIS NEEDS TO BE TURNED INTO A EPISODE LIKE NOW!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

And now laughter is another form of sex^^

Ah sell apples and apple accessories.

Idk this is way OOC, but at the same time this is the most IC clop I ever read...

That last exchange between pinkie and rd, hilarious.

This is so so much better then I was expecting based on the description.

“Yeah!” Pinkie Pie giggles. “Like, eww! Extra-retard foals!”

Hahahhahaha. This is the perfect balance of funny