Twilight, Applejack, and Rarity all know something is wrong in Equestria, but can they discover the truth before they suffer the curse of the Candy Cult?
Twilight mentions he’s out running errands. While his fate is unclear, it’s probably safe to assume he was an early off screen casualty of the cult given how they had infiltrated the town.
The Candy Mare looked upon their joyous slaughter, and she found it good.
My soul realized a lot sooner then my brain did that this is a demented, twisted version of the "and what he saw was good" verse from the book of Genesis. Rather that was intentional or im looking wayyyy to deep into this (in which case sorry), gotta admit its pretty clever given the context here.
“The poor dears,” whispered Fluttershy dreamily as her blood stained hooves quested through the innards of a fallen dragon. Seizing upon what she was looking for, she drew a long black knife from deep inside its guts and gave the gore encrusted blade a long, slow lick. “Somepony should really put them out of their misery.”
That dragon was pierced by a knife? I guess they are keeping the good soldiers for themselves.
With little fanfare, The Candy Mare swept two saw toothed appendages through the monarch's thick trunk-like necks. Like many rulers of Equestria before them, the Candy Mare felt that decapitation was the most fitting end for royalty. The fact that the few remaining shrunken soldiers trapped inside the popcorn buckets in front of them were now destined to drown in the sudden flood of gore from their Princess's severed heads only added a bit of novelty to an otherwise boring occasion.
Uhh did we just lose the war? Well I think the best course of action is joining the Candy Mare we might get favorable terms that way.
“Why, watching you work of course!” exclaimed the spirit of chaos, brandishing a bucket of popcorn. Although, what was inside the tub was not exactly popcorn... Instead the writhing mass was in fact a division of the Royal Guard that had been shrunk down to miniature. Their tiny screams would have been fairly amusing if they didn’t accompany the sound of their cracking bones and popping flesh as Discord casually popped a fist full of them into his mouth. He chewed noisily, and then talked with is mouth full, “You know how entertaining it is for me when the mortals lose their will to fight in the face of your jubilant self expression! So much despair! So much delightful chaos!”
I can imagine the royal guards shrunk down and screaming. It looks...cute
Where the heck is Spike!?!?
Twilight mentions he’s out running errands. While his fate is unclear, it’s probably safe to assume he was an early off screen casualty of the cult given how they had infiltrated the town.
My soul realized a lot sooner then my brain did that this is a demented, twisted version of the "and what he saw was good" verse from the book of Genesis. Rather that was intentional or im looking wayyyy to deep into this (in which case sorry), gotta admit its pretty clever given the context here.
That dragon was pierced by a knife? I guess they are keeping the good soldiers for themselves.
Uhh did we just lose the war? Well I think the best course of action is joining the Candy Mare we might get favorable terms that way.
Ok, so we’ve reached “Kneel before Zod” or Masters of the Universe Skeletor levels of demanding the opposition kneel. Fantastic.
Delightful blasphemy.
I can imagine the royal guards shrunk down and screaming. It looks...cute