1044663 Of course EVERY SINGLE NAME EXCEPT HERS CAME TO ME.
I feel daft now...
"At least the read was good, right Steel?"
Unexpectedly...positive of you.
"I'm used to all the stories of me...you seem to have no trouble tripping over this kind of stuff."
What can I say? It's like my own Pinkie Sense, only for porn.
"So there's my Pinkie Sense, which is really weird futuresight for very strange things, and there's Berry Punch's Berry Sense, which is for booze, and then there's your Porno Sense!"
Exactly, well put, Pinkie.
"Ah can't believe this..."
Your denial of everything that happens here still surprises me.
"Y'all're just part a' the problem, Steel. It's amazin' how you keep trippin' over stories like this, but not just that," "how in tarnation could you possibly have a sense for this?!"
Just like how magicians have their secrets, I have mine...
:applejackbemused: "Do we need t' have words later?"
Ahhh, so even the humble Applejack has some time to herself...
*Steel grins like a slimy used car salesman after selling a beat-up old wreck.*
"Applejack's not in to that kind of thing, Steel."
I'm sure we can find SOMETHING...pretty sure there's enough unique story writing out there that we'll trip over her muse.
"Y'all're just TRYIN' t' annoy me, aren't ya?!"
I've no idea what you're talking about.
"Please you two, just stop." "Listen, Applejack, this kind of thing simply exists." "Just like idiots that bring Ursa Minors into a town that has only one capable unicorn..." "and Pinkie Pie's Pinkie Sense." "Steel's Porno Sense, and stories like this, all just exist as well."
"That don't mean Ah have t' like it." "Ah'd rather be the right one here."
So be it, Miss Applejack. Though it is strange...
"What's strange?"
Don't I always warn you ponies about what stories we're going to read before we read them? And wait, where's Dash?
"I just lent her three new issues of Daring Do. She'll be out of it for a week or so."
Well, at least that'll be a week of no town deconstruction due to her stunts...but before I stray off my point...
*Steel turns to Applejack, and Twilight looks over to her from the other side of Steel's chair.*
Why DO you show up?
"Ah never said Ah don't come here," "Ah jus' found it weird to hear that there can be two Senses that we have t' listen to."
So, you do li-
*AJ jams a hoof in Steel's mouth, and stares him dead in the eyes.*
Interesting. Very interesting.
It took me three minutes and another five paragraphs to figure out who V.S. was.
"Standard eldritch shorthand" may be my favorite part of this, simply because now I'm intrigued by the concept.
Also, a beautifully in-character take on a sexual Twilight.
Who's vs??? Am I just stupid???
1042228 Unless you're ing,
The face-hooves have been doubled!!
1043558 still confused... Sorry, 4 hours of sleep makes me tired and stupid
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Vinyl Scratch, a/k/a DJ-Pon3
Soooo, I'm familiar with the 'brown note' , but I suppose that would be 'pink note' ?
1044663 ughhh, wzpdh2@;($/@brflajHe I need more sleep. I can't believe I forgot about vinyl scratch
1044663 Of course EVERY SINGLE NAME EXCEPT HERS CAME TO ME.
I feel daft now...
"At least the read was good, right Steel?"
Unexpectedly...positive of you.
"I'm used to all the stories of me...you seem to have no trouble tripping over this kind of stuff."
What can I say? It's like my own Pinkie Sense, only for porn.
"So there's my Pinkie Sense, which is really weird futuresight for very strange things, and there's Berry Punch's Berry Sense, which is for booze, and then there's your Porno Sense!"
Exactly, well put, Pinkie.
"Ah can't believe this..."
Your denial of everything that happens here still surprises me.
"Y'all're just part a' the problem, Steel. It's amazin' how you keep trippin' over stories like this, but not just that,"
"how in tarnation could you possibly have a sense for this?!"
Just like how magicians have their secrets, I have mine...
:applejackbemused: "Do we need t' have words later?"
Ahhh, so even the humble Applejack has some time to herself...
*Steel grins like a slimy used car salesman after selling a beat-up old wreck.*
"Wh-"
"NO! Lord no, no no no no!"
*His grin turns into a smile.*
Admit it, Applejack. You're a horrible liar.
1056055
"Ah'm not lyin'!"
"Twi'! Help me out here!"
"Applejack's not in to that kind of thing, Steel."
I'm sure we can find SOMETHING...pretty sure there's enough unique story writing out there that we'll trip over her muse.
"Y'all're just TRYIN' t' annoy me, aren't ya?!"
I've no idea what you're talking about.
"Please you two, just stop."
"Listen, Applejack, this kind of thing simply exists."
"Just like idiots that bring Ursa Minors into a town that has only one capable unicorn..."
"and Pinkie Pie's Pinkie Sense."
"Steel's Porno Sense, and stories like this, all just exist as well."
"That don't mean Ah have t' like it."
"Ah'd rather be the right one here."
So be it, Miss Applejack. Though it is strange...
"What's strange?"
Don't I always warn you ponies about what stories we're going to read before we read them? And wait, where's Dash?
"I just lent her three new issues of Daring Do. She'll be out of it for a week or so."
Well, at least that'll be a week of no town deconstruction due to her stunts...but before I stray off my point...
*Steel turns to Applejack, and Twilight looks over to her from the other side of Steel's chair.*
Why DO you show up?
"Ah never said Ah don't come here,"
"Ah jus' found it weird to hear that there can be two Senses that we have t' listen to."
So, you do li-
*AJ jams a hoof in Steel's mouth, and stares him dead in the eyes.*
"Ah never said that, either."
pony named Lyra, Bon Bon, Rarity, and finally Vinyl Scratch