YAY!

...

...Well you're all rather quiet. What's gotten into you?

Well...
Um...
Uh...
Twilight did you learn anything from watching Cadence suck dicks?
WHAT?!
Yep, immediately regretting that question nOH GOD HELP!

*Steel is immediately thrown from the group by a purple blast of magic, and Twilight leaps at him, roaring with rage.*

WHAT THE BUCK IS WRONG WITH YOU!? YOU NEVER ASK A MARE THAT QUESTION!!!

I'M SORRY, I DIDN'T THI-AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Oh my...
Go Twi'! Go!
Never ask that question again! NEVER!

I understand! I understa-

*The sound of a slurp can be heard, and Steel's eyes immediately go wide. He falls slack against the wall, a look of confusion paralyzed on his face. He doesn't look down.*

...Please, tell me that isn't what I think it is.

Mmph.

...Well...this is awkward.

How the? How'd she manage to do THAT?
I haven't the slightest idea...

...Uh...can you...can you let me go now?
*Twilight comes up into his view, looking him dead in the eye.*

Never again...
Aye ma'am. Never again.
But yes, I did learn things.
Fannntastic to know. I am now mortified.
And honestly, so am I.

*They both stare at each other.*

...So-
I'm never doing that again.
Wasn't going t-
I felt like I was gonna gag.
Well that's ju-
Shut it. That is the one time you and I are doing that.
Oh come o-
I thought you said you were MORTIFIED?
Well...the feeling passed?

*Twilight groans as she turns around and walks back over to the computer, fuming. Steel zips himself up, still trying to process what just happened.*

This is the last time I read 6 clopfics in a row. Mr. Author, YOU made me do this. YOU.
Shockingly, it wasn't that bad...
But I'm never doing it again!

Awww...

You be quiet and forget this ever happened!

God damn it...

Cadance Cadance Cadance.

yay for extremely precocious young Twilight.

Here's what Equestria After Dark's Speedclop people had to say about "A Sucky Evening":

It's true. Someone watches your kids and the only thing you can think about is sex. Well that and naps.

Heh

“If I'm going to put up with a dick on my night out, it might as well be a dick I like.”

HAH, this is why i only read comedy clopfics.