As Rainbow matured as a writer, her interests in the craft broadened and spread into the field of linguistics. Her eyes were opened to the evolution and construction of language itself. So when the Wonderbolts visited Earth for a goodwill tour, she knew a pitstop she had to make.
On Earth, she did some research (using a crazy machine called a computer), and quickly sent a letter through the US postal system. She was thrilled to get a response giving his address and a suggested meeting time.
Noam Chomsky opened the door. "Rainbow Dash, I presume?"
"OH BOY!" Rainbow screamed.
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You can say this about literally anyone who has been alive in the past 30 years or so. And I recommend doing so.
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OK but click on his name; it links to a fimfiction profile page. Read a few of the stories and blog posts and you’ll see that if it’s not him, it’s a damn good parody of him, and he’s one of the few philosophers I could actually see doing this.
Let me tell you about the hole in my face is in the royal canterlot library I believe.