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// The Father of Modern Linguistics 
// Story: OH BOY 
// by Super Trampoline 
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As Rainbow matured as a writer, her interests in the craft broadened and spread into the field of linguistics. Her eyes were opened to the evolution and construction of language itself. So when the Wonderbolts visited Earth for a goodwill tour, she knew a pitstop she had to make.

On Earth, she did some research (using a crazy machine called a computer), and quickly sent a letter through the US postal system. She was thrilled to get a response giving his address and a suggested meeting time.



Noam Chomsky opened the door. "Rainbow Dash, I presume?"

"OH BOY!" Rainbow screamed.