Waluigi's facial hair romances everyone's favorite EQG waifu and then Twilight makes a bet with Pinkie Pie which keeps getting more bizarre. A speedfic written entirely during the second of my hour-long library computer reservations.
Tako was a little nervous on account of being a mustache, but he began to speak. "Uh, Sunset, I know you don't know me, but I watched a documentary on you recently, and... I think I'm in love with you. Sunset Shimmer, will you marry me?"
Omg. I don't even know what to say about this. The moustache asked Sunset to marry him. Where did this idea come from lol. This is so good.