• Published 18th Jul 2017
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Waluigi's Mustache Seduces Sunset Shimmer and then Twilight Sparkle Eats a Candy Wrapper - Super Trampoline



Waluigi's facial hair romances everyone's favorite EQG waifu and then Twilight makes a bet with Pinkie Pie which keeps getting more bizarre. A speedfic written entirely during the second of my hour-long library computer reservations.

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Oops, Wrong Universe

Unfortunately, Toka the mustache ended up in Equestria proper. The horses were cool and all, but if he wanted to fuck a horse he'd just become a brony. No, he wanted Bacon hair. So he travelled to the Crystal Empire where he had seen the mirror in the Equestria Girls movie, drugged the night guards, and snuck to the basement where said mirror was. He smiled mustachily. It was still there. Perfect. He flew through the portal and flew out of a statue in front of a high school. Perfect. Now it was time to romance Sunset Shimmer.

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