Beer and a Knife Fight 3: Beer Hard With a Vengeance
by Present Perfect
Chapter 5: The South Rises for Afternoon Tea
Cups were stirred, sips were sipped, and little in the way of actual conversation took place. Applejack surveyed the crowd, gathered just downwind of the Canterlot City gates and off city property, and nodded approvingly to herself.
"And consarnit all, it's iced tea!"
Her crowd of would-be revolutionaries murmured their agreement.
The way to finally win without violating property rights is to just bribe Discord into placing an iced-tea thundercloud over Canterlot Castle, and not removing it until Celestia surrenders.
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Pretty sure he's from the North.
8016514 You're thinking of Sombra. Or maybe thinking of that time Discord turned himself into a giant carpetbag.