My Little Pony Six Word Biographies

by Godslittleprincess

Pets

Owlowiscious the Owl
Every library needs a trusty owl.

Winona the Collie
AJ! I ruv roo so much!

Angel Bunny the Rabbit
This mean bunny’s capable of niceness.

Gummy the Alligator
Life with Pinkie does not suck.

Opalescence “Opal” the Cat
I am no Hello Kitty. Mrowr!

Tank the Tortoise
I won’t forget about you, Dashie.

Philomena the Phoenix
I love messing with other ponies.

Boulder the Rock
Maud: the cheese to my crackers

Callie's Notes: Being the barely sane eccentric that he was, my ancestor fancied himself to be a fluent pet whisperer. The truth or falsehood of that belief will forever go unconfirmed.

Comments

[Foxhelm]

Now that I think about the live-span of turtles, especially ones not threatened by predators... Tank is gonna live longer than Rainbow... that's both beautiful and tragic