My Little Pony Six Word Biographies

by Godslittleprincess

Unsorted Characters

Sapphire Shores
Perfection and pizzazz in every performance

Daring Do/A.K. Yearling
Go on adventures and write books.

Iron Will
I’m a minotaur! Hear me ROAR!

Ms. Harshwhinny
Trust me. I am THE professional.

Tree Hugger
When in doubt, make whale music.

The Smooze
Loves shiny things and whale noises

Troubleshoes Clyde
Can’t let luck run my life.

"Countess" “Rara” Coloratura
My voice is all I need.

Sunburst
Not a wizard, just a nerd

Buried Lede
Write everything down; leave nothing out.

Quibble Pants
Life in Equestria equals contrived coincidences.

King Thorax the Changeling
Not draining love for her anymore

Gloriosa Daisy
I’ve got this, maybe, I think.

Callie's Notes: Sir Quill wrote Iron Will's biography before his crimes against the royal family came to light. Who knew he could be capable of such atrocities?

Author's Note:

Before anyone asks why Iron Will is under "Unsorted" instead of "Minor Baddies," it's because he doesn't come of as a bad guy to me. To me, he just comes off a motivational speaker who gives ponies bad advice.