My Little Pony Six Word Biographies

by Godslittleprincess

Minor Baddies

Flim Flam brothers
They’re always trying to sell something.

Ahuizotl
Stuff he loves: villainy and cats

Garble the Dragon
Thick scales, thicker skull, terrible personality

Lightning Dust
I’m gonna obliterate the competition, literally.

Dr. Caballeron
He’d rob his own mother’s grave.

Suri Polomare
I get what I want, mmkay?

Wind Rider
My records were unbroken, until now.

Spoiled Rich nee Spoiled Milk
Anything to climb up the ladder

Svengallop
I sell music to get perks.

Zesty Gourmand
True flavor is painfully minimalist. “Facehoof”

Gladmane
Ain’t nothin’ but a false friend

Callie's Notes: Yes, Sir Quill's biography for Zesty Gourmand does indeed include "'Facehoof'" as the sixth word. I did say that my ancestor was a barely sane eccentric.

Author's Note:

I really did not like Zesty Gourmand and her philosophy on what makes good food, at all.